advil lavigne

a ratlike creature or perhaps some sort of small aquatic mustelid (bi, trans, M, 30s, PNW)

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[aidashakur]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

[catasters]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[catboytitty]

belongs in the post too in my opinion

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Reblog to shrimp check your mutuals

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[unix--porn]

[Hyprland] Nord setup

Terminal: alacritty

App launcher (forgot to show it in vid): rofi

Logout screen: wlogout

Shell: zsh

Shell prompt: powerlevel10k

File manager (forgot to show it in vid): yazi

Music player: mpd

Notification center: swaync

Music: Voyage - Matrix

Wallpaper: dharmx walls

Fetch: aerofyl fetch

Dots: Comming soon !

—Useful-Promotion-237

[spkzoid]

chiikawa joins the fight club

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[sermna]

My son, after a long inspection of my bathtub: mama where are your bath toys 🤨

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Voting ended onJul 22

[squirmple]

sometimes when I'm cutting up pressed tofu (to freeze because i am lazy) I just eat some with a lil salt because it tastes like play doh. in a good way

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[lovedeluxe92]

[swamp-spirit]

The real horror of a Stepford Wives situation isn't 'the suburbs are creepy' or even 'conformity is creepy' or 'I don't wanna be replaced by a robot'

The horror is the idea that you might choose to spend your life with somebody only to realize they don't actually want a partner and friend, somebody with ambitions and thoughts and joy. They want somebody productive, compliant, and sexually available, and all your internal life is nothing but a barrier to that. That the person you love only loves what you do for them, and the less of the an actual person you are, the happier they are.

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick