Mysterious Key

(he/him) also my name is will also i am a strong believer in birds

[acimg]

[keithsweatshop]

zoey (at the beggining of the zoey 101 theme song): “are you ready”?

me:

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[cat-prince]

12 words… say it and I’m yours

[cat-prince]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[chongoblog]

Hey has it been about ten seconds since we last checked on our granary?

[theforce]

god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!! 

[gloomdocwife]

THIS IS SO FUCKING SOFT ANDRIEW HOZIER BYRNE I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR YOU

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[heedra]

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

[heedra]

[deirdreskye]

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

[yungsquidward]

[surrealtiktoks]

[dudufrauk-deactivated20171229]

saddest short story

for sale: thing feet, never worn

[saiasus]

[tommygunntyler]

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]