[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[brucespringsteen]

Putting all my belongings in a polka dot bandana and tying it to a stick. Gonna hop on the train. Good bye

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

remember this when target pretends to be our biggest ally again in june <3 

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[superunfriendlyreminder]

Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

[frottinq]

Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons

[pyropansy]

Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this.

If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED.

Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote!

(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[santiagonex]

120 Best Gay Themed Movies (1974–2017)

[tfootielover]

amazing <3

[unnameablethings]

MORE TRANS TAKES:

-gomez and morticia from the Addams Family (1991) are t4t and this is extremely important to me.

-RATIONALE:

-1st of all, the drama. the aesthetic. the class. wow. trans rights.

-2nd of all. it makes better narrative sense - what better send-up of the classic nuclear family than to have a version of it that would make conservative cishets cry?? They’re a Normal Family :) and theyre also Both trans. terrifying. love it.

-3rd of all: morticia v tall and beautiful. elegant. the class. the queer vibes. wow.

-4th of all: gomez short. fashionable. handsome. dramatic. mind-bogglingly queer vibes.

-5th of all: of course it wouldnt be mentioned in the film?? why would it be remarkable for the addams family 2 have trans people in it?? no one in that family would question it.

-i said so thats why

[copperbadge]

I 100% support this galaxy brain take on all the Addams Family are and stand for. 

[roach-works]

gomez gestated all the kids himself but morticia went to the ER *exclusively for the drama*

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

(Source)

[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[mememaster]

Reblog if you were here for top button

[crownjevvel]

transmascs are you a sparkly vampire transmasc or hawaiian shirt transmasc

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if you have an exoskeleton get the fuck off my blog this is an endoskeleton-only space

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[catasters]

[37q]

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[justlookatthosesausages]

The 1KM line absolutely killed me