Hello, this is tetro!

I decided to go here, the place they call a "hellsite", somehow not forcefully.

[itsapmseymour]

New chapter begins~

From living and creating mostly on upper floors

To finally having a front lawn ❤

[tetro-the-octo]

Well at least he PM ownsmour now.

[tetro-the-octo]

Today I woke up at 6AM after sleeping at like 3, looked at my clock, did my usual wake-up-but-stay-in-bed stuff before looking at the clock, saying "Wait, it's 6AM", and promptly allowing myself to pass out until 12.

[tetro-the-octo]

I know a house close to mine that puts up SO many Christmas decorations whenever it's december and if I find out that they're all deer I'm going to LOSE IT-

[splatoonusna]

There are lots of Salmonid Relics to find on the Spirhalite Islands. Rumor has it that holding them can grant you a mysterious power. Surely such artifacts are worth a fortune!

[tetro-the-octo]

All I can think of when I see this is "Expensive-looking vase" from the 3DS Tomodachi life

[tetro-the-octo]

Waiting a minute and a half at a crossing can make you lose faith in private transportation.

[itsapmseymour]

Favorite forbidden artifact. Go!!

The Magic Shield that only blocks slight passive aggressive negging.

[tetro-the-octo]

And the opposite: a magic sword that only attacks if you're incredibly annoyed at the person you're attacking.

[tetro-the-octo]

Do you ever like when you see a fictional character explaining something to you? Like you're learning about it out of nowhere, but someone put a mask on with a character you know on it and teaches it you unconventionally.

It's like how I love people pretending to be a character and doing a good job, even if I don't know the character or series they're from.

[tetro-the-octo]

So I got this papa Johns toy story 5 box and

I'm alerted that a toy for children could both cut pizza and seemingly make it hot, and in guessing this is after buzz knows he's a toy or whatever the other movies were about.

How does he have this.

[tetro-the-octo]

I love watching "___ VAs play ___" because it makes it kinda funny when a person whose voice you know as a calm character turns out to be a GOBLIN and vice versa.

[tetro-the-octo]

This is my reaction to realizing you could zoom in on the shop menus:

[tetro-the-octo]

If your emotional show/game/whatever doesn't have an actor AU fans made to deal with it, it isn't traumatic enough.

[tetro-the-octo]

Has anyone realized that raiders was probably the splatoon 4 version of side order

At game that brings back the idol group from the previous game for extremely salmon-run like gameplay in a story mode with hints of something relating to some of our 5 senses?

I'm 100% talking out my butt here, but it's quite a similarity.

[pukicho]

im gonna EXPLODE there's a BOMB attached to my CHEST

Girl whatever

[tetro-the-octo]

This is the type of thing you'd put into LTD just as a joke before it expands too fast.

[tetro-the-octo]

How on earth did that stupid large rodenty rat become the mascot of the "Pocket monsters" franchise, I could easily fit a cat into my pockets!

[tetro-the-octo]

I really like people complaining that the new Zelda will only be available on the switch 2, because it probably would just turn your switch into a fire hazard.

"Why won't it be available on the switch 1?" Sir/madam, it looks like it would burn your house down.

[tetro-the-octo]

Which Version do you think is better.

Quote on quote

Quote unquote

Voting ended onJun 18

I'm 100% the "quote on quote" crowd.

Quote on quote:

Shows you may not exactly be sure with what you're saying

Using the quote to show it's more "passed down"

Quote unquote:

Ending the quote before you even say it

This literally makes no sense

I get English is just three languages in a bad accent but really what's up with that

[tetro-the-octo]

"Medieval peasant death" could only occur if one watched an MLG 2013 call of duty trickshot video.