Deus Ex Sanguine

| Roxy "Toxique" Lalonde | Indie Vampire | 700~ish years old | She/her| Siddebar image by Rabbit |

[tetroxy]

thatsillyjohnkid replied to your post: hey i found a cool rock like this post if i should...

i mean i feel that urge sometimes but it’s probably not the best thing to do :P

so thats a vote for yes

[tetroxy]

thatsillyjohnkid replied to your post: thatsillyjohnkid liked your post:hey who wants to...

hey!!!

i missed u nerd boy

[tetroxy]

hey i found a cool rock like this post if i should eat it

[tetroxy]

thatsillyjohnkid liked your post:hey who wants to hear a joke

JOHN

[shachathabrah]

tetra is gonna catch these hands

[tetroxy]

bring it btich boi

[tetroxy]

ofthcvoid liked your post:hey who wants to hear a joke

did u hear abt the dentist an manicurist

they fought tooth n nail

[tetroxy]

hey who wants to hear a joke

[slimetony]

There is a serious chance tumblr wont survive 2018 and thats so cool to me

[slimetony]

twitter.com/RNDYGFFE

[slimetony]

Its almost over

[dogeheadass]

It’s bad tho cause all the tumblrites and sjws are gonna flock to everywhere else and I don’t wanna open up my Twitter timeline to red armpit haired, “omnigay” chick calling gym ads fatphobic ya know

[slimetony]

Its bad because in all likelyhood youre going to wake up tomorrow and still be at that mind numbing intersection of annoying and boring

[canopys-well-feared]

Y'all need to chill, the website isn’t shutting down, Apple only took off the mobile app from the App Store, it’s not like you guys have computers or use Safari

[slimetony]

Yeah actually it totally makes financial sense for yahoo to continue operating a service that can’t experience any new user growth on mobile, the one market where it can actually run ads and generate revenue without them being instantly clotheslined by an adblocker or xkit

[simnostalgia]

I just found out Yahoo doesn’t own Tumblr anymore?

[spaceacepearl]

Yahoo is a subsidiary of Oath Inc

[simnostalgia]

Ohh, so now Tumblr is under direct control of the company that ran Yahoo into the ground rather than being under the control of the company that got run into the ground?

Tumblr:

[son-ofa-mumford]

Ghost Adventures: funniest moments [27/?]

[iridescentspirited]

#elis bein eaten alive

vore child

[tetroxy]

eli

[iridescentspirited]

i tried really hard not to say it i swear

[tetroxy]

no u didnt!

[iridescentspirited]

#elis bein eaten alive

vore child

[tetroxy]

eli

[iridescentspirited]

gorgeous little baby girl

[chimechoho-a]

n e ways oxy is the best mom i could ask for

[tetroxy]

i love my son!!!! who cold ask 4 anythin more thn my son

[tetroxy]

kasi immediatly upon seein any1 new: i WILL have ur hair an i WILL eat it

[tetroxy]

hey poppin in ustto say tht if anyon has like a pikachu i saw the pokemon trailer an i know pikachu has an inate ability to find parents so if u have one id like to rent it

[weirdlandtv]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: For a healthier diet, try swapping out fear for crab meat.

Taurus: Steady as she goes, your recent escape from a prison that doesn’t exist will effect you on this material plane.

Gemini: keep a kleenex with you. You can use it to wipe up any stray bits of soul you sneeze out.

Cancer: The wrong number text you will receive will be from the mortal avatar of the egyptian god Bast. Don’t reply back, shes busy.

Leo: Good luck with your job interview! Say nothing when you notice the interviewers suit is actually part of his body, and covered in fine scales.

Virgo: Pay attention in class today, the world will vanish for a split second and you’ll have a nice view of the void.

Libra: Your pettiness may have gotten the best of you. Consider apologizing for filling their pillowcase with scorpions.

Scorpio: The ghost of your breakfast still haunts the plate you have yet to clean.

Capricorn: The stars suggest upgrading your insurance policy, specifically anything related to jewish necromancy and advanced medical science.

Aquarius: You will find an epiphany after watching all 8 harry potter movies superimposed over each other at the same time.

Pisces: the past melts every night.

[mossfoxx]

What is this blatant Sagittarian erasure @normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID