And they were roommates

Zara | 25 | She/They

[tetsuhoekuroo]

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[tetsuhoekuroo]

I really just procrastinated posting anything on this blog just like I do with most other things

[intensional]

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

[tetsuhoekuroo]

so I was rewatching Haikyuu right

Why is his jersey number 8

I thought I was remembering wrong

But I looked it up and nope they’ve just got the wrong number on him and narita

[tetsuhoekuroo]

I was supposed to start posting last week but instead I was rewatching some parts of haikyuu and then binged demon slayer nothing could have prepared me for inosuke and eren having the same va (dub) I'm yet to watch the movie

[cellotonin]

☆ haikyuu toxic traits but make it ✨group projects✨☆

⤷ feat: everyone damn near lmao

tags/warnings: crack, gn!reader, some swearing bc i got heated LMFAO, once again ur faves are problematic sorry y’all ://

a/n: lmfao not me returning with more crack toxic traits HJDXJKSDKJCFVG,,,,,, you guys rlly seemed to like the ones i did for bnha so i decided to mess around with another fandom 🥴🥴 anyways y’all are gonna see me projecting HEAVILY onto these bc,,, group projects made me bitter as hell LMAODXJDCF ANYWAYS ENJOY <33

this is a long one 😬😬 you have been warned 🥴

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basically tries to do the entire project themself — tsukishima, yaku, KYOUTANI, ushijima, semi

no okay listen bc if anyone tells you “i got this” or “just let me handle it” then red flags and bright sirens should be going off in your head IMMEDIATELY

they’ll be all like “don’t worry i’ll do this part” for everything until there’s virtually nothing left for u to do and ur like oh wow that’s really nice of you :D

and then they turn around and stab you in the back 🧍🏾‍♀️

“i basically had to do the whole project by myself” yeAH AND WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT HUH ???

is2g do not EVER work with these bastards they will sabotage your grade and proceed to make you the guilty one 😒😒 i’m over it fr 😒

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absolutely hellbent on splitting the work PERFECTLY evenly — narita, kindaichi, KONOHA, osamu

good news? they care about keeping the workload evenly split. bad news? they care a little too much 💀

bestie i promise it’s not gonna be the end of the world if you write one (1) more word than your partner does please just Relax

i swear szhjsxdkcfjgv these are the kinds of people who would spend half of the time u have for the project perfectly trying to divide everything

and until it’s exactly how they want it they will Not Rest so everyone else just gotta sit there like 😐 while they dissect the project into a million sections

if u easily get headaches i strongly suggest finding a new partner or group lmfao

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orders you around like they’re your boss — OIKAWA, yahaba, futakuchi, OSAMU

nah bc if these aren’t the most annoying mfs—

like i’m sorry who ???? put ur ass in charge again ??? sure as hell wasn’t me 😐✋🏾

these self-appointed headasses rlly wanna act like they’re the ones who are gonna save ur grade so u better listen up ‼️‼️

they’ll be all like “okay you do this” “make sure it’s like this” “why don’t you—” why don’t YOU get oFF MY DICK FOR TWO SECONDS 🧍🏾‍♀️ GOOD GRIEF

some people don’t understand the definition of GROUP projects and it really shows

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[tetsuhoekuroo]

So I tried to make a home/Lock Screen

I’m not too fond of it but I also do kind of like it (probably cause of the colour idk)

if you have any feedback or constructive criticism it is very much appreciated! 💜

[viciousvales]

this site definitely doesn't allow you to paste the link to any article blocked by a paywall (say, a NYT article) so that you can read it free of charge! that would be illegal and would benefit broke college students too much. it definitely does not do that. promise.

[pottedfairies]

we should treat love as something to be built rather than found

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes

[rymonaflowers]

The 4 followers

[fenkko]

commission of deku and barkugou!! (also known as bomberanian)

he is full of kibble and rage

[enjin13]

[enjin13]

モーニングななみん

[stardusttrashed]

AOT Naptime Headcanons

The three musketeers

Includes: Eren, Mikasa, Armin

The Vets

Eren

✨Is the one who started nap time. Has 'come on just once'd and 'if you really loved me you'd come nap with me'd his way into making it a sacred habit. Like he loves taking naps with you and gets an attitude for days when the sacred habit is broken. We’re talking silent treatment, being extra snappy with Jean, suddenly becomes ‘too busy’ for any kisses or cuddles. You've tried to go in for a hug from behind while he was standing there talking to Armin before, and it was like he had eyes in the back of his head cause he effortlessly dodged you and proceeded to walk away talking about 'I think I heard Captain Levi call me.' The only time he lets you break the habit is when you’re out of town (expedition or work) or if you're super busy. Any other time, mans will pick you up without a word and carry you to wherever he feels like napping this time- the bed, a couch, under his favorite tree, etc. It doesn’t matter what you were doing or who you were with; he’ll take you away. Alternatively, he'll sit there whining and grumbling complaints until you've finished whatever conversation or meeting. He claims he does it for your own good, but really he just doesn’t want to sleep without you beside him. So yeah, naps with Eren is like naps with a spoiled child :)

Mikasa

✨Has a camera roll full of pictures or sketchbook full of drawings (your pick) of you sleeping that she looks at whenever she misses you or is feeling down. She loves how peaceful you look when you sleep. And whenever you let her, she’ll gladly hold you while you sleep. She'll rarely ask to hold you, though, no matter how long you've been together, cause she doesn't want to overstep any of your boundaries. But her favorite part of holding you while you sleep is that it brings her comfort to think she’s protecting you in one of your most vulnerable states. She likes knowing that she can be there for you all the time, any time you need her. Please just let her hold you- wait, better yet, please just hold her, lol. She secretly practices conversations she wants to have with you-mostly confessions- while you’re sleeping in her arms. 'I love you, and I can’t help but just want to be next to you.' She's been caught by Armin a handful of times having fake conversations with you while you're asleep, but he always promises he won't tell a soul. He's slipped up and told you, though, so you try to catch her. She pays too much attention though, she can always tell the difference between you sleeping and you faking, so you only hear what she wants you to. 'You're the prettiest person I've ever seen.' Every now and then, she’ll fall asleep with you, a small smile resting on her lips as she unconsciously snuggles closer to you.

Armin

✨Like Erwin, I feel like Armin isn’t much of a napper just because he's always busy. He's always working, researching, or just reading for fun. But loves it when you come sit beside him while he’s working or reading and fall asleep. It’s one of his favorite things to see and always makes him feel like the most special person in the world. He adores how you have a routine based on how busy he is, it makes him all giddy, and he can't help but blush. If he's working on the couch or sitting on a bench and looks super busy, you throw your legs across his lap. If he's not super busy, you lay your head in his lap. Having you so close helps him focus, giving him extra motivation to finish whatever task he has at hand as soon as possible so he can give you his attention. But no matter what, he always stops whatever he's doing just long enough for you to get comfortable before going back to work. 'Hey, sweetheart, sleepy already?' He’ll even read whatever he’s doing out loud- even if it's just paperwork- if you sleepily tell him you like how soothing his voice is. He’s made a habit of caressing your legs or playing with your hair while you sleep. Most of the time, he doesn’t even realize when he’s doing it anymore; it's just become as natural as breathing for him.

[chili-aux]

CHIBI LEVIHAN!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!

[adoringhaikyuu]

Hello, for your smau/fake text suggestions it can be calling the guys by their full name 🤔

Hope you have a lovely day ♡

YOU CALL THEM BY THEIR FULL NAME

characters: atsumu + iwaizumi + kageyama + tendou + terushima + yamaguchi + (gn!reader)

warnings: none

notes: hope u enjoy <3

LEAVE A TIP <3 (if you’d like)

[ihaveaterribleheadache]

Winter 2021-2022:

As usual, I made a stupidly petty meme to deal with fandom toxicity. This makes me happy :)