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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

staff

exeggcute

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

tanthesuperman

Preferred place for guys to cum?

To his senses

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bitchycode

*Me while driving* “That was illegal but it’s okay.”

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axsha

*switches language to talk shit about you*

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I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

disc80s

girlactionfigure

“A very old man came in to my Starbucks. Halfway through struggling to understand his order through his thick accent, he noticed my necklace. He stopped and said “Your star is beautiful.”, and I thanked him. There was a long pause before he spoke again. When he did, he said “It is beautiful, but I am having a hard time looking at it. The last time I wore one, it was mandatory.” We then spoke to each other in Hebrew for a bit. But soon enough he stopped again, and looked back to my star. With one hand he held mine, and used his other hand to shakily touch the sapphires on my necklace. His lip shook, and tears rolled down his cheeks. In a shaky, heavily German-accented whisper, he said “I am so happy you are here. Your generation is here. We won.” and kissed my hand.✡”

From Humans of Judaism

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Everyone should start out their day sobbing a little, right?

yourangelonline

riviere-libre

This still fucking cracks me up

cowmart

sigh

morganenicolas

Julia Campbell Gillies by Priscillia Saada and I for Justine Clenquet Jewellery

thetattedstoner

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

prominentmen

doggy-talk-from-dog-land

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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