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teva | they/them

[important-animal-images]

[bloodflwrzart]

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[lava-lamps-forever]

[madohomurat]

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

[sirartwork]

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[grison-in-space]

Remember stuffonyourcat.com? I remember stuffonyourcat.com.

[apricotmilkshhhake]

itemlabel luke + doodles

[soft-stims]

Dyerfulchymist on ig

[colinarcartperson]

Re drew my old snake clown 🐍

[miraclemaya]

strange wailing sounds coming from the maid room. every time i open the door the maids are all drinking tea together and doing maintenance, but the wailing starts up again the moment i close it. worrying

[maidthings]

that's normal for us

[maidthings]

them

[peachpopsstuff]

They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me !!!!!! 🧡🎉🎂🦐

[gottastim]

ilnp on ig

[swagvo1d]

someone on twitter said he looks easy to draw so i drew him

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[catasters]

[talos-stims]

alexmoonsun on ig | source

[bebx]

[kelz17]

[princessbento]

2000s club music lyrics