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Gaiz
textmarian:
Gaiz, I’m bored.
Someone cuddle me.
EDIT: EXCEPT YOU ZEVRAN, YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RESTRAINING ORDER.
FINE SISTER! I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU SINCE YOU CAN'T NOT BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
I MEAN... I LOVE YOU. BUT I'M NOT SODDING CUDDLING YOU.
>:|
TO: MARIAN
textmarian:
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textmalcolm:
textmarian:
I just wanted to let you guys know…..
I love you all.
I love you too, sweetheart. c:
Fadekisses
MISS YOU DAD :(
MARIAN MY PHONE WAS ON VIBRATE! THIS WAS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME TO BE GETTING TEXTS!
>:]
What…what do you mean.
What were you doing?
You know what? …………I don’t want to know.
I'LL LET YOU DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS, SISTER.
IT WAS FANTASTIC.
>:]
To: ALL THE KIRKWALLZ
textmarian:
textmalcolm:
textmarian:
I just wanted to let you guys know…..
I love you all.
I love you too, sweetheart. c:
Fadekisses
MISS YOU DAD :(
MARIAN MY PHONE WAS ON VIBRATE! THIS WAS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME TO BE GETTING TEXTS!
>:]
To: My Twin
I FEEL LIKE WE NEVER TALK ANYMORE WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME?
>:]
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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Everyone
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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Everyone
textisabela:
textfenris:
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Stop sending me notifications about sales on pants. I DON’T DO PANTS. YOU ALL KNOW THIS.
WHO HAS…
You dirty tease.
……….
Just how I like it.
PANTS ARE OVERRATED. KAHR HASN’T LET ME WEAR THEM ALL WEEK. IT’S BEEN GREAT.
You don’t say?
………………
I’ll be right over.
GRRRRRRRL….
I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH IF YOU TOUCH HIM PIRATE!
(sent from my iTaint)
What? You’re invited to join.
WAIT, WUT?
textisabela:
Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Everyone
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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Everyone
textisabela:
textfenris:
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Stop sending me notifications about sales on pants. I DON’T DO PANTS. YOU ALL KNOW THIS.
WHO HAS…
You dirty tease.
……….
Just how I like it.
PANTS ARE OVERRATED. KAHR HASN'T LET ME WEAR THEM ALL WEEK. IT'S BEEN GREAT.
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I had BETTER not see you making a drunken disturbance like last time.
I don’t care how much you ask, if you lose your pants this time I’m not helping you find them.
WHY IS THIS IN MY INBOX?
…
(sent from my iTaint)
Blast, did I hit the…
…….I do not need to know your personal affairs, Warden.
Just, don’t get into trouble. As you know, I’m a busy man.
I HAVE AN IDEA! KAHRIN, DON’T YOU THINK CULLEN SHOULD JOIN US?? HE NEEDS LIKE HE COULD USE A FEW BREWS.
…No…Noooooo no no I couldn’t possibly……….
I LOVE THIS IDEA! PLEASE COME OVER TO THE VIGIL, CULLEN! SAY YOU’LL COME! PLEASE!
(sent from my iTaint)
…….Ehh…………fine. But don’t tell Meredith.
YES! YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY! LET ME TELL CARVER TO SET OUT A FEW MORE TUMBLERS… AND MAKE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR BOOTS BY THE TABLE.
(sent from my iTaint)
…wait. Why am I leaving my boots by the table again?
DON’T WORRY CULLEN, I’LL FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE FOR THEM, ALONG WITH MINE.
….Why in the name of the Andraste do they need to be hidden in the first place?
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF DRINKING WITH MY SISTER? TRUST ME ON THIS. WE SHALL HIDE OUR BOOTS, SER.
I can’t say that I have. I don’t drink usually, and truly I don’t intent to drink much. I’m merely doing it to make them stop bothering me.
MAKE THEM STOP BOTHERING YOU?
HAVE YOU MET EITHER OF THEM?
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I had BETTER not see you making a drunken disturbance like last time.
I don’t care how much you ask, if you lose your pants this time I’m not helping you find them.
WHY IS THIS IN MY INBOX?
…
(sent from my iTaint)
Blast, did I hit the…
…….I do not need to know your personal affairs, Warden.
Just, don’t get into trouble. As you know, I’m a busy man.
I HAVE AN IDEA! KAHRIN, DON’T YOU THINK CULLEN SHOULD JOIN US?? HE NEEDS LIKE HE COULD USE A FEW BREWS.
…No…Noooooo no no I couldn’t possibly……….
I LOVE THIS IDEA! PLEASE COME OVER TO THE VIGIL, CULLEN! SAY YOU’LL COME! PLEASE!
(sent from my iTaint)
…….Ehh…………fine. But don’t tell Meredith.
YES! YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY! LET ME TELL CARVER TO SET OUT A FEW MORE TUMBLERS… AND MAKE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR BOOTS BY THE TABLE.
(sent from my iTaint)
…wait. Why am I leaving my boots by the table again?
DON’T WORRY CULLEN, I’LL FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE FOR THEM, ALONG WITH MINE.
….Why in the name of the Andraste do they need to be hidden in the first place?
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF DRINKING WITH MY SISTER? TRUST ME ON THIS. WE SHALL HIDE OUR BOOTS, SER.
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I had BETTER not see you making a drunken disturbance like last time.
I don’t care how much you ask, if you lose your pants this time I’m not helping you find them.
WHY IS THIS IN MY INBOX?
…
(sent from my iTaint)
Blast, did I hit the…
…….I do not need to know your personal affairs, Warden.
Just, don’t get into trouble. As you know, I’m a busy man.
I HAVE AN IDEA! KAHRIN, DON’T YOU THINK CULLEN SHOULD JOIN US?? HE NEEDS LIKE HE COULD USE A FEW BREWS.
…No…Noooooo no no I couldn’t possibly……….
I LOVE THIS IDEA! PLEASE COME OVER TO THE VIGIL, CULLEN! SAY YOU’LL COME! PLEASE!
(sent from my iTaint)
…….Ehh…………fine. But don’t tell Meredith.
YES! YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY! LET ME TELL CARVER TO SET OUT A FEW MORE TUMBLERS… AND MAKE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR BOOTS BY THE TABLE.
(sent from my iTaint)
…wait. Why am I leaving my boots by the table again?
DON'T WORRY CULLEN, I'LL FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE FOR THEM, ALONG WITH MINE.
textmarian:
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HEY YOU!
CARVER KEEPS HIS NEW SHOES UNDER THE BED, RIGHT? BTW I’M COMING OVER, READY TO GET DRUNK AS SHIT?
HOLY SHIT MARIAN! YOU’RE COMING OVER? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME? 8D
YEAH, HIS NEW BOOTS ARE RIGHT HERE. I’M LOOKING AT THEM, WHY?
…
THIS IDEA? IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.
THAT’S ME! I’M A HELPER! AND CARVER CAN’T BLUFF WHEN HE’S DRUNK!
(sent from my iTaint)
HE BETTER LEARN HOW! I DON’T WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER WITHOUT CLOTHES.
OH THAT’S JUST ME THEN. RIGHT.
WE’LL KEEP AN EYE ON HIS DRINKS THEN. SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN UP AFTER US.
(sent from my iTaint)
SEE THIS IS WHY YOU’RE AMAZING. YOU ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? THIS IS WHY I SAID YOU CAN’T HANG OUT ANYMORE! THIS ALWAYS ENDS BAD FOR ME.
I’D BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THOSE BOOTS AND LESS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT KAHRIN AND I ARE PLANNING FOR YOU…
WHICH IS TOTALLY NOTHING! HONEST!
WHY DO I NOT BELIEVE YOU. NEVER MIND. I SUPPOSE I NEED TO GO GET THE TARPS.
textmarian:
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HEY YOU!
CARVER KEEPS HIS NEW SHOES UNDER THE BED, RIGHT? BTW I’M COMING OVER, READY TO GET DRUNK AS SHIT?
HOLY SHIT MARIAN! YOU’RE COMING OVER? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME? 8D
YEAH, HIS NEW BOOTS ARE RIGHT HERE. I’M LOOKING AT THEM, WHY?
…
THIS IDEA? IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.
THAT’S ME! I’M A HELPER! AND CARVER CAN’T BLUFF WHEN HE’S DRUNK!
(sent from my iTaint)
HE BETTER LEARN HOW! I DON’T WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER WITHOUT CLOTHES.
OH THAT’S JUST ME THEN. RIGHT.
WE’LL KEEP AN EYE ON HIS DRINKS THEN. SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN UP AFTER US.
(sent from my iTaint)
SEE THIS IS WHY YOU’RE AMAZING. YOU ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? THIS IS WHY I SAID YOU CAN'T HANG OUT ANYMORE! THIS ALWAYS ENDS BAD FOR ME.
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER,…
YOU SAW NOTHING! AND DON’T THINK I WON’T FIND THOSE BOOTS, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT YOU’RE INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE.
…..
THEY’RE UNDER THE BED AREN’T THEY?
UM. NO. NO. THEY’RE NOT.
LOOK YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE OK?
I KNEW IT! THAT’S TOTALLY WHERE THEY ARE ISN’T IT?
NO! ALL THAT’S IN THERE IS… THE BED. YEAH. AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASLEEP…SO YOU CAN’T GO IN. EVEN IF THEY WERE IN THERE. WHICH THEY’RE NOT.
DUDE KAHRIN IS THERE? FUCKYEAH! I’M GOIN IN.
NO NO NO! SHE DOESN’T WANT TO SEE YOU I’M SURE! JUST DON’T ASK HER IN CASE SHE FORGOT!
I DIDN’T TEXT HER JUST NOW, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.
MAKER. NO.
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER,…
YOU SAW NOTHING! AND DON’T THINK I WON’T FIND THOSE BOOTS, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT YOU’RE INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE.
…..
THEY’RE UNDER THE BED AREN’T THEY?
UM. NO. NO. THEY’RE NOT.
LOOK YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE OK?
I KNEW IT! THAT’S TOTALLY WHERE THEY ARE ISN’T IT?
NO! ALL THAT’S IN THERE IS… THE BED. YEAH. AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASLEEP…SO YOU CAN’T GO IN. EVEN IF THEY WERE IN THERE. WHICH THEY’RE NOT.
DUDE KAHRIN IS THERE? FUCKYEAH! I’M GOIN IN.
NO NO NO! SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU I'M SURE! JUST DON'T ASK HER IN CASE SHE FORGOT!
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER,…
YOU SAW NOTHING! AND DON’T THINK I WON’T FIND THOSE BOOTS, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT YOU’RE INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE.
…..
THEY’RE UNDER THE BED AREN’T THEY?
UM. NO. NO. THEY’RE NOT.
LOOK YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE OK?
I KNEW IT! THAT’S TOTALLY WHERE THEY ARE ISN’T IT?
NO! ALL THAT'S IN THERE IS... THE BED. YEAH. AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASLEEP...SO YOU CAN'T GO IN. EVEN IF THEY WERE IN THERE. WHICH THEY'RE NOT.
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A...
AS YOU SAY, SISTER. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER,…
YOU SAW NOTHING! AND DON’T THINK I WON’T FIND THOSE BOOTS, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT YOU’RE INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE.
…..
THEY’RE UNDER THE BED AREN’T THEY?
UM. NO. NO. THEY'RE NOT.
LOOK YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE OK?
To: THE SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER
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SISTER! YOU! ME! SHOTS! MY PLACE NOW!
FUCK YEAH! SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING?!Â
FUCK YEAH A VERY THIRSTY YOU IS ALL! OGHREN LEFT THE CELLAR UNLOCKED!
SHIT YEAH I’M A THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER, BRING YOUR BOOTS, I HAVE GROWN FOND OF DRUNKENLY THROWING UP IN THEM.
You assholes are drinking? WITHOUT ME??
DON’T CALL ME A BITCH, HO.
IS SOMEONE CALLING MY SISTER NAMES? I'LL POMMEL SMASH THEM!
