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Xcode has started sending me text messages. No, I don't know how.

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Just put the files anywhere I guess.

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I assume this is a security measure.

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I updated to Swift 3 again. Maybe it’ll take this time.

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Followup to the last post: Some days you just can’t click a button.

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I should be developing on a device anyway, right?

Sometimes Xcode just needs to rest for a moment.

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Xcode probably supports some versions of iOS, but nobody's sure which ones.

I was going to file a Radar about this, but Radar’s web interface is down. I’m not even kidding.

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If you're editing a file, that means a file with that file's name exists. Who knew?

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Who are you going to trust, Xcode or some freaky open source project?

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Xcode vs. iTunes, the battle continues.

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No, Xcode, for real, WTF does that actually mean?

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Xcode has to SEE you unlock a phone. It’s not just gonna believe you.

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Vague warning messages help keep developer minds sharp by forcing them to work out where the problem is.

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I think Xcode is just straight out trolling me now.

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Schrödinger’s Playground

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True fact: For Xcode, time flows in reverse.

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Please jump through some hoops. No, it won’t help anything.

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Someone, please tell Xcode about Swift? Thanks.