kenzi.♛

(A bit melodramatic but whatever)

[illmakeuhowell]

my contribution to society.

[x]

[crispyphan]

this video just cleared my skin and paid my bills and raised my gpa

[phankidsneversleep]

This has helped my life gotten my GPA to a 4.0 and has cured cancer and world hunger

[urlocalmomdad]

Bless

[danisontnonfire]

This solved all my problems

[chrrrysanthemum]

this made me pass all my exams and made me a better human being

[twerking4dan]

I reblog this every time I see it. bless

[snokoplasmplacenta]

Thank you for your contribution.

[textinglester-blog]

I was in a bad mood but this literally made me happier, thanks for making my life better, I lost it when he winked.

[textinglester-blog]

I finally found this again

[phanfictioncatalogue]

ayeee, if you could find a fic for me that'd be awesome, it's where Dan and Phil are in high school and they're both known for being punk and fucking people and and being tops and shit and one day they argue over who is more dominant so they have a competition for days to see how long they can arouse each other and shit to see who gives in and becomes a sub/bottom first, and Dan ends up losing and they have sex in the bathroom at school I think

Fuck Me - Dan and Phil have basically slept with anyone other than each other and then Dan challenges Phil to see who says ‘fuck me’ first.

- Gabriela

[textinglester-blog]

but am I the only one who prefers dark cloudy rainy days over sunny ones?

[danvsphil]

[textinglester-blog]

pinof1

[dailyphan]

TATINOF - Perth, Western Australia - 14th Aug 2016 - x

[textinglester-blog]

this is extremely adorable you don't understand

[danisnotonfires]

[silent-sn0wflake-deactivated201]

Phandom Follow Train

As requested here is another follow train 

Reblog and follow others who do 

[baracknobama]

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

[7seulgi-archive]

congrats @danisnotonfire for six million subscribers!

[horrorphil]

[rottenbutrecovering]

Me: I’m suicidal

Person: no don’t kill your self! Imagine how much your family would miss you! Imagine how much you’d HURT them

Me, still suicidal, but now feeling guilty as well: Isn’t that a doozie

[lavendersucculents]

People don’t get how this kind of response fucks with us even more. 

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Do you know the fic with teacher Phil and student Dan doin the do in a supply closet and it was actually Dan's first time and Phil didn't know? Thank you and I love your blog!

Something Extra - Dan’s in his last year in school and his English grades aren’t quite what he’d like them to be. Maybe his English teacher will give him the opportunity to improve them?

- Gabriela

Edit: It looks like the fic just got deleted! :(

- Gabriela

[muffinmuffin42-blog]

Please. Please please please read this and reblog!

If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.

If you cant read this, here it is: 

If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database. Her intentions with this are harmful.

She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions. And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love. She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is. An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does. Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks. Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.========This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.

[old-agilescramble-answers-deact]

SIGNAL BOOST!

[emergencypizano-blog]

SIGNAL BOOST THE FISH OUT OF THIS!

[johncarpenters-thebling]

SIGNAL BOOST.

[aardwolverine-deactivated201410]

Oh FUCK she’s back. D: Guys, this isn’t a joke. Signal boost the shit out of this.

[amatoresx]

L

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

Holy fucking shit this is horrible

[hqcharbon]

english rain

length: 0.6k

genre: pure fluff

summary: after filming another pokemon go video, Dan and Phil get caught in a downpour.

notes: i’ve written about dnp getting caught in the rain so many times it’s beginning to be my branding…so naturally when they actually got caught in the rain i had to write about it.

(also thanks @problmemeatic my ever patient beta)

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to Dan that the London sky was littered with stormy grey clouds.

Keep reading

[itsthepretentiousburrito]

[junghossokarchive-blog-deactiva]

“That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through. And think, “Wow, I’m scared of going to my first day of work, but there is a guy called Dan who actually sold an axe to a child”. And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too wow”

DAN HOWELL // DANISNOTONFIRE

[alltimeloe]

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

[alltimeloe]

the tags on this post are solid gold

[sssick-archived]

@pamsexual you’ll get my tag