Shower Thoughts + Afternoon Day Dreams

Just trying to have more "Pink Cloud" days. Jasmine|17|she/her|Bi

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hiiiiiii

it’s been awhile, so hello :)

[science]

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pretty

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Relationships are bullshit tm

Sorry, felt like I should put this out there

[driskky]

welcome to the hall of fame of women that bojack let down

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Anyone else prone to self sabotage

[lanahack-deactivated20220927]

“You should stay for a while”

Movements - Daylily

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favorite song.

[thegoodvybe]

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I think it’s time you had a Pink Cloud summer.

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When you ruin something completely good and ok

I’m not the only one right

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Thank you!

I would really quickly just like to thank the people who follow this account and listen to my occasional BS. I love you all, I hope the person ahead of you in line for coffee pays for you, I hope your crush says the simple “I like you too” and I hope your favorite person notices you on Twitter because you all deserve appreciation and validation. Thank you to you guys x.

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Reciprocation? Lol I don’t know her

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Don’t you hate when you say something stupid and you know it’s stupid but then it’s already out there and you’re like “why did I say that, that was stupid”

Because me. Always.

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[itsthepretentiousburrito]

death is the answer.

[thegoodvybe]

[poor-boy-orpheus]

i'm a gemini too! love your blog btw, you're super cute

Thanks! Geminis are the best and everyone who loves to hate on us and go climb a tree and eat a leaf.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[nukefamily]

As a cashier, I constantly lie about how I’m doing. Maybe they knew this person though?

[itsthepretentiousburrito]

^I relate. I too am a cashier (at a grocery store) and I am usually more honest if I run into someone I know

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Take your time, but hurry up :)

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[themoufofthesouth]

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

[itsthepretentiousburrito]

BAHAHAHAHAHA