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ven | they/them fanartist | batfam, jjk + shitposts

[byjove]

I don’t think you can raise your children in an isolated ‘off-grid’ way without being massively fucking abusive. Every few years there is a news story about an abusive and/or neglectful parent taking their children out of society and forcing them to rough it in the woods with no medical care, education, socialization or interaction with others outside of the familial unit and it usually results in someone dying or being traumatized for life. And people are sympathetic towards them online. It is fucking evil. Isolating children only benefits their abuser. It takes a village. You know damn well why they don’t want anyone else to teach, speak to, play with or watch out for their kids, control.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never seen a lot of my mom’s artwork before now because until recently it made my dad too upset to go through it but he’s in a better place now so we’re going through her artwork and tbh I didn’t know that she was this hilarious.

There’s a bunch of random jagged pieces of bronze that she made and put in a velvet lined box that she titled “tools for hurting people” which is frankly hilarious

She also made a quilt in the cutesy fun colors of a Valentine’s Day card but all of the hearts on it are anatomically correct human hearts. I love that one.

[byjove]

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

[goodman-grace]

"Only one can wear the ring" oh my god bruh cancel the entire show already

[goodman-grace]

Let's just all kill ourselves. What if we killed ourselves. Being a green lantern fan is a humiliation ritual

[goodman-grace]

God if you can hear me strike down Tom King and I will convert

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"there's no such thing as the dark side of the moon" yes there is. the dark side of the moon isn't always the same parts of the moon, but whatever side of the moon is facing away from the sun is dark. imagine saying "there's no dark side of the earth" when billions of people are experiencing nighttime at any given moment. shut up Neil

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

[batfsm]

Love the tags.

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

am now picturing a kid pestering and pestering Bruce to train and he's very reasonably like "not now" because he has responsibilities and tasks so the kid just hecking stiff-arm punches the sibling standing next to them

[dc-sideblog]

[id: three flat color images. The first is Cass as Batgirl leaning over to Bruce as Batman while he types away at something. She says, "Spar?" and he replies "Not now, Cassie, I'm working." The next image is Cass scowling while Bruce continues to work. Tim is coincidentally walking past the two of them, obliviously doing something on a tablet. The third image is Cass punching Tim's lights out while Bruce whips around in his chair.]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[nyuisnt]

if you still take suggestions for jongerry drawings: may i propose Jon and Gerry burning a guest for mr spider together?

(ps. i love your art, you convinced me to jongerry and now it's my favourite tma ship)

Bookburner to the rescue!

Vaguely a sequel/AU/zoomed out version of this gif i made too i suppose.

[prideinmymouth]

tim drake is the first person in the world to form parasocial attachments to people he has close personal relationships with

[byjove]

If I had a diner, the coffee would be 50¢ a cup. Just 50¢. Always 50¢, price never changes, it’s like the Costco hotdog. But the coffee is bad. Really bad, so bad, lukewarm, watery, medium roast SWILL. But it’s so cheap you feel like you want to finish your cup and buy another because wow, it’s so affordable. You drive by and you think ‘Hey, that’s the place with the cheap coffee, I need to go back there.’ having totally forgotten the coffee is bad, you fall for it again. Why would I do this? Because I’m evil.

[creature-lala]

I was feeling big 80’s hair and girlypop today ✨

[orteil42]

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[nicostiel]

the trouble is, you think you have time.

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[metanarrates]

i forgive every evil woman in fiction

[jkparkin]

Batgirl #19 (DC, May 2026) cover by David Talaski