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@textsebastian-blog
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
I was thinking, you know, if you’re bored, you can come over and do that little dance read the chant naked and………..pray…..?
No, but seriously, please do that dance.
We can have cookies.
…………………………………………….
you know I can’t do that.
…what?
…………..Nothing.
Do they allow cookies in the chantry?
...of course they do. Why wouldn't they?
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has…
<- you
SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY JUSTICE
Yes, I’m sure that’s all extremely easy to say over text.
Once again, my vows of peace and forgiveness are far more flexible than the others.
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL NOT BE QUITE SO TOLERANT.
Oh yes, and your threats are also very convincing over text.
I’m not worried about anything you could do to me, Sebastian. I’ll be here enjoying my freedom.
If you would rather we had this conversation face to face, I will certainly oblige.
You can certainly try.
On my way.
I haven't had a decent brawl in a long time. Don't disappoint.
textsebastian:
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
I was thinking, you know, if you’re bored, you can come over and do that little dance read the chant naked and………..pray…..?
No, but seriously, please do that dance.
We can have cookies.
…………………………………………….
you know I can’t do that.
...what?
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has…
<- you
SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY JUSTICE
Yes, I’m sure that’s all extremely easy to say over text.
Once again, my vows of peace and forgiveness are far more flexible than the others.
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL NOT BE QUITE SO TOLERANT.
Oh yes, and your threats are also very convincing over text.
I’m not worried about anything you could do to me, Sebastian. I’ll be here enjoying my freedom.
If you would rather we had this conversation face to face, I will certainly oblige.
To: Sebastian
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
I was thinking, you know, if you’re bored, you can come over and do that little dance read the chant naked and………..pray…..?
No, but seriously, please do that dance.
We can have cookies.
…………………………………………….
you know I can’t do that.
Do you know how long I had to fast to make up for that little… dance stunt?
Sooooooooo….no cookies then?
Oh! No! Cookies I can do! Cookies are fine.
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has…
<- you
SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY JUSTICE
Yes, I'm sure that's all extremely easy to say over text.
Once again, my vows of peace and forgiveness are far more flexible than the others.
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL NOT BE QUITE SO TOLERANT.
To: Sebastian
textmarian:
I was thinking, you know, if you’re bored, you can come over and do that little dance read the chant naked and………..pray…..?
No, but seriously, please do that dance.
We can have cookies.
....................................................
you know I can't do that.
Do you know how long I had to fast to make up for that little... dance stunt?
textfenris:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has anything to do with…
THE TEXT OF LIGHT IS QUITE DIFFERENT AS TOLD IN TEVINTER. IT IS… MORE ACCEPTABLE HERE.
Welcome.
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how...
textmarian:
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
I herd u like have socks.
You wouldn’t happen to be hoarding said socks from ANDERS, would you?
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I SAID NO.
I’M SO TOTALLY…
I need to sit down.
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has…
<- you
textanders:
textsebastian:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has…
<- you
To: Penis-Having Me
textmarian:
textsebastian:
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
I herd u like have socks.
You wouldn’t happen to be hoarding said socks from ANDERS, would you?
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I SAID NO.
I’M SO TOTALLY OVER HIM OKAY.
Here, have some butt. Make you feel better.
I got it from Fenris’s porn collection on his phone.
………………..IS THAT SEBASTIAN?!!?!?!
…..FENRIS, YOU HAVE SOME ‘SPLAINING TO DO.
Also, saving this.
IT’S TRUE!? So that’s you huh?
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has...
To: Penis-Having Me
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
textsofthechampion:
textmarian:
I herd u like have socks.
You wouldn’t happen to be hoarding said socks from ANDERS, would you?
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I SAID NO.
I’M SO TOTALLY OVER HIM OKAY.
Here, have some butt. Make you feel better.
I got it from Fenris’s porn collection on his phone.
………………..IS THAT SEBASTIAN?!!?!?!
…..FENRIS, YOU HAVE SOME ‘SPLAINING TO DO.
Also, saving this.
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
textanders:
textfenris:
ACCORDING TO THIS TRAITOROUS PHONE, I HAVE EXCEEDED MY BANDWIDTH.
IT IS MERELY ANOTHER THING THAT THE TEXTING OF MAGES HAS RUINED.
Hey, whoa. I fail to see how this has anything to do with...
textanders:
textanders:
textsebastian:
textanders:
textsebastian:
I believe I may have had some sort of lyrium poisoning.
Garrett referred me to you as to not have anyone in the Chantry raising eyebrows.
I am willing to do you a favor if you remove the horrible pain I am currently…
I WOULD NOT ASK ANYTHING RELATED TO ANY OF THOSE THINGS, MAKER’S ASS.
Where has your mind gone that you would think so?
Well, the way you worded it it sounded as if...
...I could've sworn you...
...Maker's breath, I THINK GARRETT IS INFECTING ME.
I AM ON MY WAY TO GET THIS REMEDIED PROMPTLY.
