Sakoda: Jerks at McDonald's drive-through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were too small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors.
Azami: We made noises and everything.
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@textsfroma3
Sakoda: Jerks at McDonald's drive-through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were too small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors.
Azami: We made noises and everything.
Omi, talking about the Yosei Boys: We decided to go to McDonald's, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when Juza tripped and Tsuzuru just yelled "LEAVE HIM" and kept his course.
Banri: I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Isuke, to all of Mankai: So I went outside the dorms this morning and basically the entire front lawn is covered in gummy bears. I think that involves you guys.
Yuki, to Tenma: Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. You're not allowed near him. You did this to yourself.
Azami: We sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. Kumon actually started crying when I convinced him his chute didn't open.
Muku: Why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
Kumon: You decided you wanted to name them and keep them as pets.
Omi, to Kazunari: You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheeseless grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Tenma: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
Yuki: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how."
Hisoka: After Homare passed out, we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from Goodwill. For 20 minutes, we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward through time.
Azuma: Why did I make a hitlist last night containing only McDonald's?
Sakyo: You tried to order a margarita McFlurry and when they said they didn't make those, you tried to call 911.
Sakyo: You couldn't find any paper towels to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use Kamekichi.
Azuma: Ooh, I remember now. Not very absorbent.
Yuzo, about Mankai: I literally forgot their names and started calling them "waffles."
Tsumugi: In the living room, Tasuku's shouting at the Olympic channel, "Yeah! Kill that motherfucker!"
Tsumugi: We're watching figure skating.
Izumi: Just got to Costco. Where are you?
Isuke: Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Azami, to Kumon: You were so out of it that you made a 14 page PowerPoint presentation on why Santa would beat Peter Pan in a fight.
Azami: And I must say, you were very persuasive.
Banri: Did all my Christmas shopping this morning at 4 am, drunk. Never went to sleep. I was walking home drunk last night when I passed a Target and saw 3 kids having a dance-off. Had to join. Somehow they convinced me to go shopping with them. I bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.