#textsfroma3

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Hisoka: After Homare passed out, we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from Goodwill. For 20 minutes, we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward through time.

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Omi, to Kazunari: You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheeseless grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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Azuma: Why did I make a hitlist last night containing only McDonald's?

Sakyo: You tried to order a margarita McFlurry and when they said they didn't make those, you tried to call 911.

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Tenma: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.

Yuki: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how."

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Banri: I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

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Omi, talking about the Yosei Boys: We decided to go to McDonald's, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when Juza tripped and Tsuzuru just yelled "LEAVE HIM" and kept his course.

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Isuke, to all of Mankai: So I went outside the dorms this morning and basically the entire front lawn is covered in gummy bears. I think that involves you guys.

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Juza: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

Izumi: You said, "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Juza: This explains so much.