werewolves, oh my!

Beacon Hills is one disaster after another. Some of those disasters are supernatural and others... Well, let's just say you should keep the booze away from the werewolves.Inspired by TFLN. Requests & suggestions accepted. Ship and character bashing not welcome.

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(Scott): My mom left me the house for the weekend... you know what that means?!

(Stiles): Star Wars marathon and no pants.

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(Kira): She’s writing lacrosse erotica again.

(Scott): Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.

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(Natalie): I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!

(Lydia): You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic. Does it help that he was really cute?

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(Malia): That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure

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(Chris): That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis

(Peter): Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced.

(Peter): and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!

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(Allison): You’re not his type

(Erica): I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

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(Ethan): It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s life-guarding at the club and every divorcee and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.

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(Lydia): It’s officially “let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties” season. Needless to say the first date was a success.

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this blog might just be making a return ... hm

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(231): Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?

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(571): i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it.

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(505): Congratulations! We have a period.

i have never seen teen mom but i would if it featured these three

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(281): Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous.

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(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him.

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(832): You’ve been inside me, dude. There’s no such thing as TMI.

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(804): Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin

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(802): It was like mission impossible.

(603): but with sex.