Texts from Forks

[littlealicecullen]

hey what if we all just... donated the cost of midnight sun to the quileute tribe on august 4th

wouldn't that be so sexy of us

like it's one thing to donate during the pre-order period but if we all donated the exact cost of the book ON RELEASE DAY it would be such a nice fuck you to the Khaki Fetishist and gives her absolutely $0

SO... LET'S GET THIS CIRCULATING

here's my idea: for everyone who is able to donate $28 USD to move to higher ground on august 4, 2020!!!

mthg is a quileute effort to move tribal facilities and housing from the tsunami zone; they recently started construction on a new school to open in 2022!

(my $28 estimate is based off of the original price on am*zon)

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(919): This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs

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(813): When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities. (727): Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.

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(607): Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.

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(+44): If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.

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(+44): Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.

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(765): That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis (1-765): Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced (1-765): and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!

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(657): There's even glitter on my cock...

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(314): Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father

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(202): I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away. (1-202): Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea. (202): Thanks, mom.

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(850): He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus! (407): You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?

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(541): I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.

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(303): How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?

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(361): At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...

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(617): He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children (1-617): Maybe you should talk to him first

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(972): How was it? (940): Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having. (972): He should write a pamphlet or something...

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(254): I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!