Texts from Hellsing

Took this idea from another blog that hasn't updated in over a year. I love the idea, and want to make more. Its just one person here, so feel free to submit ideas, pics w/e. So far I'm only using official material because I don't want to piss off anyone that spent time making fan art to have stupid texts slapped on it. But if you have OC you WANT me to match to text, let me know!

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(908): Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites

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(812): I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth

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(763): I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut 

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like this is one of the best vampire jokes i’ve ever heard in my life

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If ya’ll haven't seen this movie, you should fix that.  What we do in the Shadows 

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the planned parenthood one. I'M DYING. their expressions are perfect.

It felt about as good as the creepy friend one when i was makeing it. I was tempted to do it Schrodinger x rip, but in the end, Pip is my sweet baby, and gets the awful stupid lines. But yes, faces. I usualy browse TFLN and a charecters face will come to mind, and i slap the two together. And thanks for the feed back! Its nice to know im not just pitching into a void of 0s and 1s :D

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(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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just so you know your blog makes me happy

aww, and this instantly makes me want to make hundreds more JPEGS for you! 

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(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(954): He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.

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(510): this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

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(814): I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick

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(402):Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...

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(774): I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.

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(509):So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.

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(403): I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible

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(+39): He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...