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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today
EDWARD 'BLACKBEARD' TEACH & IZZY HANDS Our Flag Means Death (2022-) | 2.07: Man on Fire
Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.
The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick
the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did
this was published in 2001
#i live there
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
(by @galwednesday)
It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
IT'S REAL
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND
ITS REAL
Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg
IN CONCEPTION BAY
This reads like an article in the postillion
something twisted & heartbreaking about hearing izzy restructure his trauma so that he is to blame for it. of course he did this to himself. of course it's his fault. if you play with fire you can't blame it for burning you. it has nothing to do with loving a man who found it entirely too easy to destroy you. it has nothing to do with ruining a friendship that lasted a lifetime. it can't be about any of that. it can only be about izzy hands: a bad man who deserves to be punished because he can't ever stop playing with the fire.
6 kissable guys and none of them are gary , ridiculous
Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like
Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say
Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.
Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God
what a week huh?
happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week
happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*
Happy 3rd Anniversary to those who celebrate the tumblr high holy Week of November 3rd
the thing that was and still is a thing
Jeeeez how can someone be so attractive that it hurts