Texts From Scarlett O'Hara

"What if Scarlett O'hara had a cell phone" thought Margaret Mitchell never. This blog is run by garlandj, vivlings, and gonewithclass

[textsfromscarlett]

rhett i dont think im hot lol april fools

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omfg who left der bby in da house!?

dats yo' baby Miz' Scarlett!

oh.

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omg rhett its so hot today

oh haha nvm thats just the fire burning down the city 

wait

shit

fire is burning down the city

RHETT

HALP

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omG pa gess wut?

So like I threw dirt at the ppl that were collectin taxes on Tara.

lol I told them 'this is all u'll evr get of tara'

oh wait nvm

I see u out ridin to go yell at him

will you pick up some chicken while ur out?

#donttxtanddrive

u ok?

[textsfromscarlett]

Omg rhett

ur whore wuz talkin 2 melanie today

Don’t you talk to Mrs. Wilkes almost everyday, my pet?

STFU

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omg ashley

so last night at like 3 i heard singing

then i went dwnstairs nd opened the door

and it was RHETT AND PA

they were drunk

and rhett saw me

IN MAH WRAPPER

u jealous of him?

u should come back frm war so you can see me in my wrapper ;)

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ashley i love u

Scarlett, I'm going to marry Melanie.

omg damn you i hope you fall off a cliff and die you douche

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Rhett

Is it okay if i call u RB

Rhett-o

Butler boy

Rhett-inator

Social outcast

U know whichever one.

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Hey loser my weddings soon.  im gonna be mrs. kennedy so you can SUCK IT 

lol

dont laugh at me bitch

look out the window. jacked yo ride bitch

FUCK U

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Rhett I luuuuuurv you!!! <3

Scarlett I'm in jail.

Well gtfo out of jail

They're going to hang me soon.

Damn it.

Are you going to miss me?

Nvm.

[textsfromscarlett]

omg ashley

melanie just had the baby

she named it beau

i tried to talk her out of it but she’s totes delirious so whateva

anyway g2g cause the yankees are coming

oh btw great job of keepin them out of georgia

dick

[textsfromscarlett]

Mammy whats that sound

What sound Miz Scarlett?

That wailing sound

Is that a baby

omg its a baby

how did it get here

haha oh rite its mine nvm

[textsfromscarlett]

haha rhett

rhett omg guess what

we got over 100 followers now

lol how many followers u got rhett

HOW MANY FOLLOWERS U GOT

[textsfromscarlett]

omg rhett

rhett guess what

i just killed a yankee

haha

lol yolo

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omfg Melaine

guess what.

I saw your bitch of a cousin, India

wearing the same dress as me.

she looked sooo ratchet lol.

like she thinks she can be Scarlett fucking O'Hara.

bitch please.

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ashley.

ashley u kno u wnt dis body.

i cn make u forget about silly little old melly.

ashley pls.

ik how to get down in the bed room bby.

scarlett..

yes honey boo?

this is melly, darling.

uhhhh i mean,

Ashley can u come over and halp me

with all dis lumber mill stuff

[textsfromscarlett]

miss schalett i don told ya and told ya

you ain't gonna be no 16 inches agian!

mammy. pull tighter.

pls.