Texts from the Big Four

What am I doing with my life Character Tags are set Ship Tags, too Sometimes NSFW

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(573):

So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40

(417): I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers

suggested by becca-blue-designs

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you're back????!!!!>?!

I'm back! Again!

I was in the middle of the big move out of my parents house, so I was being a tad lazy

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(904): Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

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jackandtooth said:frostbite and rainbow snowcone are both different ship names for jack and tooth

they can't have all the cute ship names

i hereby commender the ship name Frostbite to replace that god awful ship name Jelsa

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theneverlandbear said:I thought Frostbite was Jack and Toothiana’s ship name?

What

If thats the case

What the fuck is Rainbow Snowcone????

I always assumed that was tooth/jack

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imaginationindreamssaid:Apparently, some people have started calling this ship “Jelsa”, like Jarida, Hijack, etc…

shhhhh

it's Frostbite now

Frostbite sounds better

I will also tag it Jelsa tho for those who have not gotten the memo that I am changing this ship name

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(303): Say it nicely.

(1-303): Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

It may take a little while to really include the sisters, because HD Screencaps are so few and far between right now for Frozen, but you will see more of them.

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Are you a girl or a boy ? 😱

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I am so sorry I vanished like that

About the time I just disappeared from the face of this blog I had an accident. I fell off of the dock while fishing and hit my head on the boat pretty hard, and scraped up my arm on one of the supports keeping it suspended. Luckily I regained consciousness when I hit the water and was able to swim to the ladder. I have made a "full recovery" in that my arm has healed without scars and I no longer have a concussion, but I'm still remembering things I forgot about during that time.

Like, for instance, that I run a Texts From blog. Alone. With no one too remind me that I run said blog.

I'm going to try to make this up to you guys so be prepared.

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so like

if you ever want to unfollow me

for literally any reason

you can do that

i want you to have a nice dash

i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have

if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask

i have anon on for a reason 

that’s all sweet honeychildren

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I don't normally reblog anything, but this is something I want to make sure you guys know.

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I'm so fucking done! I can't breathe from how hard I'm laughing! This blog is the best!

Hahaha, thanks!

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This blog is just too perfect! I didn't know exactly how much I needed this until now! Holy shit!

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Your posts are amazing! you deserve like a zillion followers if you don't have that many already! :D

Oh, I wish!

I'm nearing 7 hundred now, but hey thats double what my personal has!

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(217):

Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.

(309):

Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?

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(509):

My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...

(206):

They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then

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(760):

If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone

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(818):

I'm like cupid

(1-818):

You're a whore with a bow and arrow