Texting from Heaven and Hell

((This is a parody blog for Satan and Me and textsfromlastnight. Feel free to submit and send in suggestions to the box!))

[textsfromthefallen]

[textsfromthefallen]

((Guys, we have only two submissions in the box. We're available for more! Please don't hesitate to submit some text ideas!))

[textsfromthefallen]

Followers,

We have one more text request in the inbox, and after that, it will be empty!

So send us some more ideas, okay lovelies? :>

~Mod Zadkiel

[textsfromthefallen]

"Satan stealing Natalie’s phone and texting Micheal pretending to be her."

(520): Hey Mike, wanna go out for milkshakes later? My treat. ;D It would be a fun date~!

{Needless to say, Mike was sad when he learned - later - that it was a prank by Stan.}

[textsfromthefallen]

OMD, guys! So there's another TFLN Satan and Me parody Tumblr: Texts from Satanists! :D You should go check them out and give them your love and support - we're all here because we love making people laugh and we love Orange's work, right? <3 Plus, they have a beautiful layout. OnO

~Mod Zadkiel

[textsfromthefallen]

Satan to Nat: "You will die, and I will carve I told you so on your headstone."

(666): You will die, and I will carve I told you so on your headstone.

Tombstone generated here.

[textsfromthefallen]

what about nat losing stan in the grocery store? he'd try to hide from her just to piss her off

(520): Satan, where are you? I found your shoes by the potatoes, but not you.(666): Grocery shopping with you is demeaning, girl.(520): Sounds like someone wants to go to church again on Sunday!(666): Fuck.

[textsfromthefallen]

We are open!

[thisiskindagross]

Late for Blasphemy School

[thisiskindagross]

I literally have nothing, so here’s a Nat doodle from the other night.

[thisiskindagross]

It’s like 100 degrees where I live and I’m dying

[thisiskindagross]

[thisiskindagross]

Nope. Still both losers

[textsfromthefallen]

//My computer finally stopped being a butt and let me log in, but eyo I'm the second admin!//

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((It's fascinating to me that we can be on at the same time.))

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//I'm kinda surprised that can happen.// 

[textsfromthefallen]

((This blog is just about open for business! I have one partner, and I just need one more! Any takers?))

[no-love-for-the-fallen]

((Okay. So.. I had a thought, and it may be either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had. So, there’s the textsfromlastnight blog, and a bunch of parodies of it with various animes and games and such. And I thought, wouldn’t it be interesting if there was one for Satan and Me?! I think so. Of course, I want to make one if there isn’t one already, but I know for a fact I could never run it just by myself. So, I’m going to recruit two other people to help me with the blog. Please submit your request and qualifications to my ask box, and I’ll discuss this further from there! Okay? Thanks, guys,

Oh, also, I need help coming up with a URL that fits. Like a ‘texts from’ and then something that fits Satan and me.))