The Personal Texts of Garrett Hawke

textmarian:

I GOT NEW SHADES FROM ORLAIS.

WHAT THINK?!

DO ME. DO ME NOW.

OOC: ((HAHA WHOOPS))

((OOC: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY TUMBLRS? YOU REBLOG SHIT ON THE WRONG ONE.))

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My RP Characters as GIFs (from Shey!)

ZEVRAN ARAINAI:

DIGGORY BADCOCK:

DIGGORY BADCOCK (RECKONING):

ELYON ANDRAS:

SEBASTIAN VAEL:

JETHANN:

SEBASTIAN VAEL (SOMNIUM):

TALIESEN:

MAGISTER SILAS:

#roleplay

To: The puddle of mashed up meat formerly known as Danarius

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Found you.

Now now, no need to get violent, Fenris.

Right. I haven’t arrived yet.

Dropping through the ceiliiiiiiiiiiiiiing… NOW.

What in the void-

Where did you come from?

I THINK I JUST BROKE MY ANKLE TO BE HONEST BUT YOU'RE STILL GETTING FUCKED UP.

I HOPE YOU LIKE FISTS.

To: Fenris

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Found you.

Now now, no need to get violent, Fenris.

Right. I haven't arrived yet.

Dropping through the ceiliiiiiiiiiiiiiing... NOW.

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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Hawke and Anders

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To: Fenris and Anders

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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Hawke and Anders

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To: Fenris and Anders

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To: Anders

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To: Fenris

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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Hawke and Anders

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To: Fenris and Anders

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MAGE,…

I’m outside right now.

Has he shown up yet?

HE INSISTS HE IS HERE SOMEWHERE.

I'M ON THE ROOF, ABOVE THE LIGHT HATCH.

I SEE NO ONE YET. I CAN DROP THROUGH WHENEVER I'M NEEDED.

FORCE MAGIC FOR THE WIN.

To: Garrett and Fenris

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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Hawke and Anders

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To: Fenris and Anders

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down…

You’re right. I shouldn’t have doubted you.

But you have terrible taste in men JUST SAYING

IT WOULD APPEAR WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.

To: Uhh... Fenris

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Fenris, your capslock button is on.: To: Hawke and Anders

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To: Fenris and Anders

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down…

You’re right. I shouldn’t have doubted you.

But you have terrible taste in men JUST SAYING

IT WOULD APPEAR WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.

yeah.

To: Danarius

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To: Fenris

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To: Fenris

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…

Don’t look behind you.

THIS ENDS HERE.

Just come with me, Fenris. Do not make this more difficult than it needs to be.

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To: Fenris and Anders

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down...

You're right. I shouldn't have doubted you.

But you have terrible taste in men JUST SAYING

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down at the clinic. Are you sure you don’t need me for something?

HAVE…

Oh thank the Maker.

Because if his idea of protecting you is socks, then I’m sure you’ll be just as well off anywhere else.

I'm on my way to help your ungrateful asses. For no fucking reason imaginable. Since I'm so dumb.

To: Anders

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down at the clinic. Are you sure you don’t need me for something?

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN?

No? I’ve had my phone on silent all day-

Oh. Oh.

I’ll be right there.

I DO NOT KNOW IF HE IS TRULY IN KIRKWALL, BUT HE SEEMS TO KNOW MUCH ABOUT MY HABITS.

…How so? What has he-

Is that me in that text…?

I BELIEVE IT IS MEANT TO BE.

We can buckle down in my wine cellar and hurl socks at him when he approaches.

To: Fenris

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MAGE, WHERE ARE YOU? I— I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, BUT I AM SIMPLY WONDERING. textfenris

What, huh? I’m down at the clinic. Are you sure you don’t need me for something?

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN?

No? I’ve had my phone on silent all day-

Oh. Oh.

I’ll be right there.

You thinking what I'm thinking, Anders?

Because I'm thinking it's time for us to save some boyfriend.

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See you tonight.

Just remember. Dog.

Remember.

Blood Magic.

I don’t think you realize that I live in Kirkwall. I can’t go…

UGH NO NO NO NO NO NO I FEEL UNCLEAN I FEEL UNCLEAN I NEED AN ADULT

SOMEONE PEEL MY SKIN OFF AND BURN IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN IT ANYMORE.

To: DANARIUS THE LITTLE BITCH