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A/N: So the last part was a bit confusing cuz i actually intended it to be longer but then got lazy. Anyways in this part we’ll be meeting Lucifer and Levi!!! Enjoy~
Pairings: Lucifer x GN!Reader, Leviathan x GN!reader
"I bless the day I found you"
"My name is Lucifer. Avatar of Pride."
"Nice to meet you, Lucifer!", you replied, looking a bit nervous.
Lucifer chuckled, finding it cute how you did everything in your power to look at anyone but him.
He’d been watching you for a while, mapping out your every movement, and what not. He kind of felt like a stalker, but so what?
He wanted you. And he would have you.
But not yet. No. Too early for that.
He needed you to fall first. And from there, life would be set...
A few months had passed since you had met the brothers. They were all adorable and chaotic. From Mammon's clingyness and Asmo's obsession with you as his muse, to the twin's adorable relationship and Lucifer is charm, the brothers truly made you fit in easily.
Your soulmate mark was in the back of your mind now, the letter long forgotten. Until now.
Rubbing your eyes, you yawned as you sat up in bed. After stretching your arms a few times, and cracking your back, you headed to the bathroom.
As the cold water splashed your face, you suddenly felt a sharp pain in your wrist. Letting out a hiss of pain, you looked at your wrist, and suddenly, there was a mark there.
A letter.
L
Was this for real? It was back?!
Lucifer was the first and only one to know about your mark. For now. But now that the mark had presented itself once more, the brothers would surely find out. You remembered a passage from that old book you had read a couple of months back.
One's soulmate mark shall present when he is close to finding his soulmate.
Could it be...that one of the brothers was your soulmate? But it had to be a brother who's name started with L.
Lucifer?
He had to be the one. He was smart, well-mannered, and good-looking! But then...
Leviathan?
Your wrist started to hurt, and you shook your head.
No no. It was Lucifer.
When you had shown Lucifer your mark, he had smiled, showing you his mark on his wrist, which had your letter engraved into it.
It was a bit odd, really, since the skin around the area was slightly scarred, and if you ran your hand over it, you could feel a dent where the letter was, almost as if some skin had been carved out.
But Lucifer assured you that it was from the war, and had nothing to do with the mark.
However it was still a bit odd.
Because you remembered, that as you showed Lucifer your mark, and he held out his involved hand to show you his, Leviathan had ran out of his room, yelling your name. When you turned, squealing that Lucifer was your soulmate, Levi's smile instantly dropped, and for a second he looked confused, before schooling his expression and smiling, though it looked a bit forced, and nodded.
"Oh...uh...good for you two..."
Before you could even ask what he had wanted to say, he turned and ran back to his room.
A/N: I saw this idea on a Tumblr post and omg I wanted to write it so bad. This probably will turn into a short fic, and my replaced au fic will be on hold for a while cuz I need to reset my brain (I have commitment issues) Anyways, enjoy~ (Also I'm not familiar with writing gender neutral reader so if you spot a mistake please let me know!) Also it refers to furries at one point, and it isn't meant to be derogatory or anything, trust.
Pairings: Lucifer X GN!Reader, Leviathan x GN!Reader
"Oh I can't believe it happening to me"
A tattoo. One simple letter, inked into your arm the day you turned 18.
What value does one sole letter hold?
Everything.
That one simple letter becomes the reason you breath, sleep, eat, live.
Some call it a scam, saying a letter can't define who your lover should be. But of course, only the ones who haven't experienced it, will judge it, no?
They say fate holds the reins, deciding who will meet who, when and why. So when you get your letter, don't stress! All will fall into place when it has to.
No one can change what is written in the stars....
As the sun shone through the pastel curtains, you groaned, covering your face with your hand, still half asleep.
Suddenly, a throbbing pain shot up your hand, and you cursed, pressing into the pained area with your other hand to deviate the pain. Grumbling, you stumbled to their feet, cursing as you nearly tripped over your own dirty socks, as you opened the bedroom door. You stumbled into the bathroom, squinting at the harsh white light of the bathroom, as you heard your annoying brother shout,
"Oi! You think you can be any less louder?! What are you, King Kong?! Stop stomping around the house!"
"Shut it!", you yelled, or more like groaned, sleep clouding your voice.
Blinking quickly, you tried to make sense of your surroundings, your eyes travelling over the sickeningly white walls and countertops, with speck of black marble in them.
Another round of pain shot up your arm and you hissed, quickly running your left hand under the water. Your eyes went to your wrist to see what was making it hurt so bad.
A black mark.
You frowned. Had your idiotic brother drawn on your hand while you were fast asleep? Was that it? But upon closer inspection, you noticed a very messy letter inked into your wrist.
L
"Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this"
A soulmate mark is an inscription in one's wrist, of their fated soulmate. One cannot pick his soulmate, for it is decided by fate.
You scoffed, slamming the book shut, and instantly regretting it when a plume of smoke shoots up and you cough, face red as other people sitting near you shoot you a dirty look.
You hated this library with a passion. You loved reading, yes, but this library sucked. It made it seem as if talking was a crime, and dropping a book, a sin.
Grunting, you grabbed the heavy book and lugged it back to its original spot, because god forbid you placed the book in those bright yellow plastic carts. Even though they were made and placed for the very reason that you could place books in there instead of heaving them back to their original spot, you'd much rather commit arson that use the cart. It was for show anyways.
As you walked out of the library, your eyes fell on your wrist again, tracing the L inked into it.
It annoyed you greatly that you didn't know your soul mate's name, just the letter.
"If fate wants to decide my soulmate for me then why the fuck can't I know their full name?"
You suddenly yelped, stumbling into something that sounded a lot like coins, and cursed. Kneeling to pick up the coins, you realised you had tripped into some beggar's coin jar.
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!", you apologized, quickly picking up the coins and dropping them back into the jar. You raised your head to look the homeless man in the eyes, his haggard white hair and beard covering his face. " Are you okay?!"
"You cannot change fate. You will meet him when it is fated. Don't fight it."
Taken aback, you blinked once, then twice. "I-I'm sorry?"
"Don't question fate. Fate is decided, you will meet him when the time is right."
Your breathing quickened as you stared at the man, still kneeling. His beard was too white to be related to old age. His hair was too full and too shiny to be old. His eyes were too bright, his lips were too full, his skin was too-
You gasped as if someone had pulled you out of water right as you were drowning. You quickly jumped to your feet, backing away from the man.
"I-I'm sorry, I have to go!"
Quickly dropping a coin into his coin jar, you turned and took off running, cold sweat dropping down your face. It wasn't until you were a good three blocks away that you calmed down, panting.
Crossing the street, you murmured to yourself, "psycho old man, what the fuck was he try-"
Beep!
A horn sounded as you turned, car light's blinding you as the last thing you saw was a horrified expression of the driver as he surely ran you over.
For some reason, you felt no pain. Did you die? Probably...
You groaned, opening your eyes to see a dark mahogany ceiling, with floating candles. Hogwarts? Was Hogwarts heaven suddenly? Was this some software update you didn't know about?
"Ah, it seems your awake..."
You shrieked, jumping six feet into the air, and saw a man with bright red hair, and....horns?
Your wrist tingled, and you internally thought, was this furry your soulmate?
"My name is Diavolo, future king of Devildom, or as you humans may call it, Hell."
Your eyes widened. So you did die. And you didn't even go to heaven! But at least on the bright side, this furry...or whatever he was, wasn't your soulmate. So, yay?
"I know you must be confused right now, but allow me to explain. We were planning on bringing you here for some time as a part of an exchange student program. However, while we were about to summon you, you nearly got into a terrible car accident. Thankfully, albeit some mysterious reason, we were able to save you before you died. Now, let me introduce you to the demons you'll be living with."
And just like that, you were a human exchange student in Hell. The “demons” you were supposed to live with weren’t there when you first arrived, so you were told to live in the Purgatory Hall, with two angels and a suspicious looking human. After that day when you found your soulmate’s letter, you hadn’t seen it again. You knew two of the demons had their names start in L. Could one of them be your soulmate?
You were dying to meet them, but as that creepy old man, and practically everyone in your life had said, you had to wait for fate to make you two meet.
Obey Me Quotes Using Incorrect Quote Generator pt.5
MC: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
MC: First who would you kill?
Leviathan points at Solomon
Satan points at Solomon
Simeon points at Solomon
Solomon: shrugs I would kill me too.
Simeon: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
MC: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Simeon: How so?
MC: It makes holes.
Belphegor: You’re giving me a sticker?
Satan: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Belphegor: I’m not a preschooler.
Satan: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Belphegor: I earned this, back off!
MC: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
MC: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
How Obey Me Brothers realized they were in love with MC: Part Five, Asmodeous
A/N: Thank you so much y'all for almost 100 followers and 2k notes! I'm literally sobbing😭😭 I kinda broke the order cuz I low-key got lost and had a writer's block, so I just yapped. Btw I lowkey did not know what to write for him, so this ones a bit...bad? Anyways, enjoy!~
Asmodeous: The Narcissistic Fifthborn
Part of being the Avatar of Lust was that, well everyone wanted you. It was quite nice for Asmodeous, since he loved and craved the attention he got. But then you came along. You didn't exactly blow him off, but for starters, his magic didn't work on you, to Lucifer's relief (he did not want another person, especially a human to fawn over Asmo), and you sorta just...didn't care about his looks?
It would leave him confused, and honestly a bit shocked. Was he not your type? No no no, that wasn't possible, Asmo was everybody's type! Was it his perfume, perhaps? But that couldn't be it either. He had his perfume hand made, only from the freshest of flowers in Hell, since the flowers of Heaven burned him (who knew holy flowers had Holy water inside?). So it couldn't be his perfume. But as he stood in front of his mirror, examining every inch of his body, the realization hit him like a ton of bricks.
Could it be perhaps....that you found him, the great Asmodeous, ugly? But...how? Asmodeous was the prettiest demon all around!
But he decided not to worry too much and went to bed.
Over the next few days Asmo did his best to look good for you. But he kept failing. You kept brushing him off. He stopped posting as often, and his fans and brothers took notice pretty quickly.
One day, as he was finally uploading a picture, he noticed something he had never expected.
A pimple.
He wailed so loudly that you came rushing into his room and slamming the door shut behind you. You gasped when you saw the pimple, and Asmo assumed the worst. You now definitely found him ugly.
“Go away MC! I’m ugly!”
You approached him, and Asmo felt to soft hands on his cheeks, cupping them.
“Hey…Hey Asmo, look at me. You’re not ugly.”
“B-but I have a pimple!”
“So? I get pimples constantly, do you think I’m ugly?”
“What?! No!”
“Exactly. Why do you think you, the Avatar of Lust, is ugly?”
Asmo looked into your eyes, a soft and sad smile etched onto his face, as he explained why. You smiled softly and sighed.
”Asmo, you’re the most beautiful and handsome man I’ve ever met. I want to be friends and something more. But I want to be friends with you. Not the person you pretend to be. The real you. Free from makeup, the weight of looking pretty, and lust. The you I know you are, but hide.”
Asmo felt his face heat up as he comprehended your words.l
Being the Avatar of Lust meant that people only focused on his lust and beauty, never his own self. And for someone like you to recognize that he was something more than a demon of lust? It made him realize, that maybe he didn’t need to pretend to be something he didn’t want to be constantly…
MC: What are you in the mood for?
Belphegor: World domination.
MC: That's a bit ambitious.
Belphegor: You are my world.
MC: Aww…
Belphegor:
MC:
Belphegor:
MC: OH.
Mammon: I love you.
MC, not paying attention: What was that?
Mammon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Asmodeous: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Belphegor: Unless you're home alone.
Lucifer: Hopefully Satan has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Satan: Oh, shut up and die Lucifer.
Belphegor: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Lucifer: What are you passionate about?
Belphegor: Sleeping.
Mammon: Can I bother you for a second?
Lucifer: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Belphegor, teaching Satan to drive: Okay, you're driving and an old man and a cat walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Satan: Oh, definitely the old man. It's probably Lucifer anyways. I could never hurt a cat.
Belphegor, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Diavolo: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
MC: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
MC: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Mammon: loads shotgun I got this.
MC: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Satan: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
A/N: This is my first time doing a full smau series so please bear with me! I was gonna post this a lot sooner but I got sick and the end is kinda bad sorry!.I might edit it later and add some stuff who knows...Sorry guys I promise the next chapter will be better once my will to write that I ordered of off Amazon arrives! Enjoy
Pairings: Obey Me! Brothers x fem!MC
Summary: When did it all change? When MC showed up in Devildom, it took her 5 months to fully gain the trust of all the brothers. So naturally, when the year was over and Diavolo said the exchange program had been a success, and you could still stay if wanted, you obviously agreed. To continue the program, Diavolo decided to have another human come. The brothers were wary, but you were ecstatic! Another human! One that wasn't a shady sorcerer like Solomon! You had hoped to help the brothers warm up to them, but didn't expect them to leave you for the other human. When did it all go up in flames? You just wanted them to remember you again. You just didn't expect the other human to tell you the only way you'd be remembered was through a dusty picture on the wall after your death, in the basement, hidden away for the rest of the coming centuries. And now, the only thing that stood between you and death was the flames. Flames of the Seven Deadly Sins. And all you could remember was, When did it all go Up In Flames?
For my awesome followers and anyone else who might see this.
Hi my beautiful followers and all others. Idk why I'm posting this rn, (I think I'm ovulating), but I just wanted to let y'all know that you guys matter. If you're sad, here's a BIG FAT and JUICY hug! And if you're not...here's another BIG FAT and JUICY hug! If you're depressed, know that things will get better, and if you're not, continue to stay happy, and remember to stay strong when tough times come. If you're suicidal, remember that you matter. You had a one in (I forgot how many million) chance of being born. And you were born. It doesn't matter if you believe in Jesus, Allah, Ram, Satan, or a different god or no god, you're still a human and you DESERVE to live. Life isn't always smooth, and you gotta be ready to face hard times. But remember, don't listen to the people who say "Stop crying, you can't change what has happened". CRY. CRY ALL YOU WANT. LET IT OUT. If you feel like no one is there for you... I AM. If you're lonely, TALK TO ME!!!! You deserve to LIVE AND LAUGH.
Thank you for listening to me yap.
P.S if you're in war rn, things will get better. I love each and every one of you, and I pray everyday that peace will happen. I'm terribly sorry if you have lot someone in the war. I hope you know how much that person loves you. They are watching you from the stars, and may they rest in peace 🕊. I am here for you all. If you're ever lonely, feel free to message me on my blog, and we can chat. I love you all❤
A/N: Hi guys! First of all, tysm for 60 followers! I never thought I'd get this far, but you guys make me so happy. I haven't posted in a while because I'm facing writer's block, but I wanted to post a teaser to show you guys what the story will be about. If you guys have requests, feel free to send them in! Also, the new exchange student's name will be hidden for now hehehe. Enjoy~
Pairings: Obey Me! Brothers x fem!MC
Summary: When did it all change? When MC showed up in Devildom, it took her 5 months to fully gain the trust of all the brothers. So naturally, when the year was over and Diavolo said the exchange program had been a success, and you could still stay if wanted, you obviously agreed. To continue the program, Diavolo decided to have another human come. The brothers were wary, but you were ecstatic! Another human! One that wasn't a shady sorcerer like Solomon! You had hoped to help the brothers warm up to them, but didn't expect them to leave you for the other human. When did it all go up in flames? You just wanted them to remember you again. You just didn't expect the other human to tell you the only way you'd be remembered was through a dusty picture on the wall after your death, in the basement, hidden away for the rest of the coming centuries. And now, the only thing that stood between you and death was the flames. Flames of the Seven Deadly Sins. And all you could remember was, When did it all go Up In Flames?
2 years ago
"My name is Lucifer. Welcome to Devildom, MC."
8 months ago
"Thank you for the pacts, you guys."
"No problem, MC. We all would happily lay our lives down for you. We love and trust you a lot, MC."
3 months ago
"What?! Whaddya mean another human?! We don't want another one!"
2 months ago
"My name is Lucifer. Welcome to Devildom."
"Hey cutie! I'm [REDACTED], but you can call me [REDACTED] for short!"
1 month and 3 weeks ago
"I-I don't know MC...I just don't like that girl! She gives me creepy vibes! Can ya believe it?! Me, The Great Mammon, gettin creepy vibes from her!"
"Mammon, she's Lilith's descendant too! You'll warm up to her soon, trust me. Just like you and your brothers did with me. After 5 months...but still...You'll be ok! You're still my first demon and I'm still your human. She won't come in between any of us, trust me."
Are you sure about that, MC?
1 month ago
"Mammon, I'm ready, where are you?!" - Oh, I went gambling with [REDACTED] already, she has better luck than ya!
"Levi! You still down to go to that new pop-up store?" - I-I'm going with [REDACTED], she knows a lot more than you.
"Satan! Can I borrow a book and read with you later?" - Sorry MC, but I don't want you to ruin my books. [REDACTED] takes much better care of my books anyways. And I like reading with her more, sorry!
"Beel? Wanna try some of my cooking?" - No thanks MC, I'm quite full. [REDACTED] made me really delicious food, much better than yours! Maybe another time?
"Asmoooo!! Wanna have another spa da-" - MC, sorry, but can you be quiet? Me and [REDACTED] are having a spa day and you're interrupting us!
"Hey Belphie can I sleep with yo-...Is that my pillow...with her?!" - Go away MC, you're so annoying! [REDACTED] is so much comfier...now please leave. NOW.
3 weeks ago
"Lucifer? I don't like [REDACTED]. Ever since everybody found out she's Lilith's descendant too, everyone has been ignoring me! - MC. stop being insecure and be quiet. [REDACTED] isn't annoying like you, at least.
1 day ago
"[REDACTED]. What the hell are you doing to the brothers?! I swear to god if you-"
"Oh you poor poor MC...you think they care about you? No. They only liked you because they knew you were related to Lilith. But they love me because I am Lilith."
"What?"
"Oh honey, the only way they'll ever remember you is in an old photo hidden in the basement, collecting dust."
"I-...if you hurt them..."
"Oh, who said I'm hurting them?"
"..."
"Speak of this to anyone, and I will kill them. One. By. One."
2 hours ago
"Hello, MC. Us and [REDACTED] are heading to a party at Lord Diavolo's. You're staying behind. You're grades have been horrible recently, and I'd rather you not embarrass us at his castle."
"But-"
"No buts. Goodbye."
1 hour ago
*sniffs* "What's that smell? Smells like something's burning."
"OH MY GOD!"
"Come on Lucifer! Pick u- Hello?! The house is on fi- [REDACTED]? HELLO?! GIVE THE PHONE TO LUCI- HELLO?!"
5 minutes ago
*at Lord Diavolo's castle*
"[REDACTED]? Is everything ok? You had needed my phone?"
"Everything's fine Luci! MC just fucked something up back home. Don't worry, I took care of it."
"Ah, thank you so much. MC is quite a problem these days. I appre-"
"LUCIFER! LUCIFER!"
"L-Lord Diavolo?! Is everything alright?!"
"The hou...HoL is on fire! MC's inside! Everything is up in flames!"
"WHAT?!"
Now
*at the hospital*
"Lucifer...will MC be alright?"
"I...don't know, Mammon, I don't know..."
"Guys chill out it's just a bu-"
"SHUT UP YOU WITCH!"
"Belphegor! Calm down!"
"NO LUCIFER! SHE'S A WITCH! I just found out her real identity in MC's diary!"
A/N: I wanted to make a smau series, and this au is an all time favorite of mine! This is the series masterlist, and changes to the amount of chapters may be subject to change, and there might be typos so do bear with me! The links are to be added because I'm taking a lot of time to pay attention to the fine details. Idk if I should write a lil summary for each chapter so let me know if I should.
Pairings: Obey Me! Brothers x fem!MC (platonic...for now??)
Summary: When did it all change? When MC showed up in Devildom, it took her 5 months to fully gain the trust of all the brothers. So naturally, when the year was over and Diavolo said the exchange program had been a success, and you could still stay if wanted, you obviously agreed. To continue the program, Diavolo decided to have another human come. The brothers were wary, but you were ecstatic! Another human! One that wasn't a shady sorcerer like Solomon! You had hoped to help the brothers warm up to them, but didn't expect them to leave you for the other human. When did it all go up in flames? You just wanted them to remember you again. You just didn't expect the other human to tell you the only way you'd be remembered was through a dusty picture on the wall after your death, in the basement, hidden away for the rest of the coming centuries. And now, the only thing that stood between you and death was the flames. Flames of the Seven Deadly Sins. And all you could remember was, When did it all go Up In Flames?
