Team Fortress 2 dating sim

Welcome to my TF2 dating sim blog! I'll be posting progress updates and silly ideas for easter eggs.

[cora-zona-moved]

How to get an autistic boy flustered:

Let him infodump

compliment said boy on infodump abilities

How to get an autistic girl flustered:

Let her infodump

compliment said girl on infodump abilities

how to get an autistic enby flustered:

Let them infodump

compliment said enby on infodump abilities

hope this helps👍

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[sqbr]

Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[m0nsterjuice-art]

this counts as therapy

[m0nsterjuice-art]

this counts as therapy

[hotvampireadjacent]

[blackshvck]

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

[official-penis-posts]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[myusernameistoolongsorryabouttha]

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

[tf2-dating-sim]

I figured out how to prompt text! So now you can put in your name!

(I also figured out how to ban names :P so now nobody can name themselves after the mercs)

[tf2-dating-sim]

Easter egg idea: "Scout's mom"

If the player names themself "Scout's mom" or "Scout's mother", the introduction will be interrupted to Scout and Spy reacting to the player, Scout having a mental breakdown as he realizes he's half French, and Spy being shocked to see her there.