Heavy’s Mom

That’s what she just said.

yoink

*something has been stolen, good luck finding out what*

@emotionally-intense-heavy Find this anon.

Yes, Mama! *searches far and wide for this anon, only to pull a blank.*

It is hopeless... :[

(the house foundations were stolen)

#tf2 heavy’s mama #tf2 #team fortress 2 #anon ask

Oh no

yoink

*something has been stolen, good luck finding out what*

@emotionally-intense-heavy Find this anon.

h4te

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

vivisection1013

go for it gang, ask me whatever anon or not i dont care

um-jammer-tranny

my dungeons are almost empty :c

wishgrantinglotus

//TIME IS TICKING.

WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS UNTIL KOSA IS DETERMINED. THERE IS A HUGE AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE TRYING TO PASS THIS BILL, BUT THE INTERNET IS BIGGER!

WE NEED ALL THE SUPPORT WE CAN GET.

CALL REPRESENTATIVES, TELL FAMILY, FRIENDS, MOOTS, LITERALLY EVERYONE YOU CAN.

IF THE BILL PASSES, THE INTERNET WILL BE CHANGED AS WE KNOW IT. IT WILL NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE OUT OF THE US. MANY FANDOM SPACES ARE IN AMERICAN DOMAIN.

YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE FROM USING A DIFFERENT EMAIL, ACCOUNT, ANYTHING. STOP BELIEVING THAT. THIS BILL WANTS CONTROL AS FAR BACK AS TRACING US BACK TO NAMES, AGES, GOVERNMENT IDS AND LICENSE PLATES.

YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE BECAUSE, “OH THIS BILL CAN’T PASS IT VIOLATES THE 1ST AMENDMENT!”. THEY HAVE PASSED UNCONSTITUTIONAL BILLS. YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE BECAUSE “OH, THIS BILL HASN’T PASSED FOR 2 YEARS!” THEY ARE AGGRAVATED. THEY ARE PUSHING FOR THIS BILL.

DO NOT FORGET KOSA MERELY BECAUSE A LACK OF UPDATES. I NEED YOU TO SIGN PETITIONS, CALL REPRESENTATIVES. DONT FORGET. I WANT YOU TO MAKE AS MUCH NOISE ABOUT KOSA POSSIBLE. DO NOT. FORGET. WE HAD THE TIME TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT KOSA, AND YET WE FORGOT BECAUSE OF A LACK OF UPDATES. THAT BRIEF TIME WAS NOT A COOLDOWN PERIOD. IT WAS A TIME TO KEEP KOSA TRENDING.

STOP GOING ON TIKTOK, COMMENTING “B00ST” AND THEN CALLING IT A DAY. YES THAT HELPS, BUT YOU NEED TO DO WHAT 90% OF THESE VIDEOS WANT YOU TO DO. SIGN PETITIONS. CALL REPRESENTATIVES. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS POST ABOUT KOSA YOURSELF.

reasonsforhope

If you're in the United States, you can quickly look up your representatives at the link below.

You'll want to call your House representative, both of your state's senators, and President Biden and Vice President Harris (or as many of them as you can manage).

Most of their lines do not appear to be open for messages after hours, obnoxiously.

Use USAGov’s Contact Your Elected Officials tool to get contact information for your members of Congress, the president, and state and local

You can also sign a petition and be automatically connected with key decisionmakers on the bill at the Stop KOSA website by Fight for the Future, found here:

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

yourlocalbreadenthusiast

I am begging you not to scroll past this, PLEASE reblog it. If this passes, that's it. The internet will never be the same again. Our freedom online will be restricted and controlled.

terri-theslime13

@bakersfield-row, @combustion-wizard, @willowplantcat, @kerri-the-skunk, @whoevenisoliver, @autistic-fuckwad, @salt-and-tie, @eggothesquirrel, @falsegrey, @joethebeau, @rocatex

@emotionally-intense-heavy

Hi son

…Papa?

Is that- is that Papa?

I… I think it is.

*attempts to hug, but phases right through the apparition*

I still don’t have a physical form, as your sister would actually need to have my body to bring me back to life. But it is still nice. Also,

WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR SISTER? AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DYING?

That was an accident

I am a fighter, remember? I am not invincible, and I die. But I respawn, so it is okay.

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOUR SISTER WITH A MINIGUN? Also, where is your friend named Garfunkle?

huh

*pulls out a rosary and sage*

nuh uh

AGGGGGHHHHHHH *demonic screech*

GARFUNKLE! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT CASUAL SPIRITUAL MURDER???

*puts the rosary and sage down*

nothing

*Slaps you*

*reverses your hands*

….what?

@emotionally-intense-heavy

Hi son

…Papa?

Is that- is that Papa?

I… I think it is.

*attempts to hug, but phases right through the apparition*

I still don’t have a physical form, as your sister would actually need to have my body to bring me back to life. But it is still nice. Also,

WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR SISTER? AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DYING?

That was an accident

I am a fighter, remember? I am not invincible, and I die. But I respawn, so it is okay.

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOUR SISTER WITH A MINIGUN? Also, where is your friend named Garfunkle?

huh

*pulls out a rosary and sage*

nuh uh

AGGGGGHHHHHHH *demonic screech*

GARFUNKLE! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT CASUAL SPIRITUAL MURDER???

*puts the rosary and sage down*

nothing

#tf2 heavy’s mama #tf2 #team fortress 2 #what the fuck #the fuck is going on #sunglasses man

*Slaps you*

Big snow, i will go outside and fight chihuahua

Why? What?

i am the sunglasses man i speak for the night

I- what? Huh?

THE CAR IS WORKING!

YAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Good job

I wonder if the car will actually work

It might, it might not. But that is life.

Speaking of which...

@emotionally-creative-rogue… it is time...

Oh! Yup yup lemme just but my sketchbook away first an' I'll be ready

Alright! What did you want me to do again?

Get into car and test drive. Please.

*the car appears to be in… decent condition*

Uh. Do you got a uh. Pillow for the seat? I.. can't see very well- it seems you built this car with your height in mind

Yes. *places a throw pillow on top of the driver’s seat, just for Rogue.*

That is better now, yes?

... one more?

*another pillow is added to the pillow pile*

Alright, cool!! Let's do-

My feet can't reach

I give up, I will test it. If anyone will die to my creation, it will be me! *hops into the driver’s seat and buckles in*

emotionally-intuitive-engineer

*watching*

REMATCH, YOU DUMB BITCH!

- @emotionally-confused-bronislava

@tf2-heavys-mom

Ah don't got no time fer this,, I've got kids to take care've an' work ta do. M' not in the mood fer negative emotions, either. Sorry Sugarcube!

emotionally-intuitive-engineer

She won’t stop.

What'm I s'pose to do, then? 'M not dealin' with this again

emotionally-intuitive-engineer

I don’t know

REMATCH, YOU DUMB BITCH!

- @emotionally-confused-bronislava

@tf2-heavys-mom

Ah don't got no time fer this,, I've got kids to take care've an' work ta do. M' not in the mood fer negative emotions, either. Sorry Sugarcube!

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #team fortress #tf2 heavy’s mama #tf2 bronislava

She won’t stop.

physically-toned-heavy

Hm, I wonder what happens if I eat all of these cherry pits..

No! Don’t do it!

physically-toned-heavy

*in the middle of swallowing a bag full’s worth of cherry pits* Wha- *falls over*

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 #heavy lore #tf2 heavy’s mama #no!#please #please come back #I’ve lost enough

*way too many negative emotions*……………what………….

physically-toned-heavy

Hm, I wonder what happens if I eat all of these cherry pits..

No! Don’t do it!

This is my son. His name is Yuri Mikhalovich. You may call him Yura.

My first grandchild is a balloon…

Hey don't be mad, Ms. (Heavy's mom [????]) Look he's waving at you please be nice. He's just a little guy.