I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!

(He/they for Heavy, she/they for mod, thanks :D)

[physically-toned-heavy]

HELLO THERE! :D

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my introductory post. - I am a part of the Physical Mercenaries, the counterpart to the Emotional Mercenaries - I am open for asks AND submissions, feel free to do so - Please, do not interact if you are a pro-shipper, pedophile, bigot, terf, or an otherwise unfriendly person.

Спасибо за чтение!

(Thank you for reading!)

[maybemire]

Hey everyone, I have an announcement

Now, I don't want anyone to think it's their fault, but I'm sorta falling out of TF2

As you may have noticed, my blogs are getting less and less active (my fault), so I'm going to be archiving them (except for one)

This will effect:

@emotionally-intense-heavy

@physically-toned-heavy

@mentally-capable-heavy

@physically-robotic-heavy

@emotionally-mellow-sandvich

@emotionally-confused-catalyst

@emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle

@emotionally-sound-medium

@emotionally-quiet-skykid

@mentallystupidsquareblock

@emotionally-loopy-snipah

@spiritually-fabled-heby

@emotionally-foreign-oryan

@emotionally-jovial-soldier

@spiritually-gone-madeleine

I will be revamping @emotionally-wistful-spy, though. I like his character, and I will be separating him from TF2.

I also might be unfollowing a few people, but do not think it's your fault.

I will still follow some people, mainly because I still want to be their friend.

I still love TF2 dearly, it's just that I'm moving on.

See y'all soon <3

[physically-toned-heavy]

*chucks a brick with a sticky note that says "Happy late April fools -LME Medic ♡ though your window*

-@physically-goopy-medic

Brick?

"Happy late April fools"...

it is not late April, it is the second day!

...

Wait-

[maybemire]

[physically-toned-heavy]

Uhhhhhh-

[physically-toned-heavy]

Heavy, sorry about being being designed to counter you. Here's a gift!

[a Pokeball with a bouffalant inside]

-Your nemesis @emotionally-soft-pastel ooo

Ooh! Mystery ball :D

*has completely forgotten about the counter and is now playing catch with himself*

[formallydaryl1919]

[battle-subway-ghost]

Me and the mercenaries can help you move heavy stuff quickly. Just yell, 'kay?

-@emotionally-soft-pastel

I dont even have a proper reaction image to this besides a crying sobble and that doesnt really fit. As nice as this is uh. This is where I admit that the heaviest thing I own is a fuckin' couch. and that's it.

Also here's the sobble anyways.

[emotionally-soft-pastel]

@physically-toned-heavy help this nice person move their couch, mate

[physically-toned-heavy]

hee-YAH! *lifts up the couch and puts it on my shoulder* Move it where?

[emotionally-sound-medium]

Magic anons please interact.

You are worthy in my eyes

[physically-toned-heavy]

*Reversed Screaming*

*The cutout has fallen over*

Oh.

Oh no.

[physically-toned-heavy]

*Reversed Laughter*

-Engineer cutout

...

I will get you water.

*pours a cup of water all over the cardboard engineer*

[physically-toned-heavy]

dOOd! mE-Em! dOOd! dOOd!

-Engineer Cutout

Huh? Why is this engineer like this? Does he need water?

[emotionally-foreign-oryan]

Is, uh, is anyone gonna tell Gaspard 'bout the-

[gaspard-dearamitz]

About what?

[emotionally-intense-heavy]

Shhhhhh, you did not hear.

[physically-toned-heavy]

What what are we talking abou-

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[resourcesofaqueen]

Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon

hc + 🧡 for a friendship-themed headcanon

hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon

hc + 💕 for a loved-themed headcanon

hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience

hc + 🤥 for a lie-themed headcanon

hc + 😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

hc + 😨 for a fear-themed headcanon

hc + 🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon

hc + 🚶‍♂️ for a habit-themed headcanon

hc + 👍 for a headcanon about things they like

hc + 👎 for a headcanon about things they dislike

hc + 💪 for a sport-themed headcanon

hc + 😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

hc + 👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

hc + ☕ for a drink-themed headcanon

hc + 🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

hc + 🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon

hc + 🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

hc + 🌘 for a night-themed headcanon

hc + 🌞 for a day-themed headcanon

hc + 🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon

hc + 🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon

hc + ⛄ for a season-themed headcanon

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

hc + 🏆 for a goal-themed headcanon

hc + 💯 for an achievement-themed headcanon

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

hc + 👗 for a clothes-themed headcanon

hc + 💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

hc + 💄 for a makeup-themed headcanon

hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon

hc + 📿 for a faith-themed headcanon

hc + 🎵 for a music-themed headcanon

hc + 📱 for a media-themed headcanon

hc + 🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

hc + 📔 for a reading-themed headcanon

hc + 💰 for a money-themed

hc + 💼 for a job-themed headcanon

hc + 💉 for a medical-themed headcanon

hc + 🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon

hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

[emotionally-soft-pastel]

Give it a go!

[physically-toned-heavy]

Anything goes (except NSFW, but you know that by now, hopefully)

[physically-robotic-heavy]

HOW DO I ACQUIRE A SOIL?

[physically-toned-heavy]

It is simple! You must steal some from a farmer, though.

[catgirlfingies]

Reblog if think trans people are neato

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it