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Man oh man oh man

Have you ever had to pour one out for the homie for real?

Please, this is not her fault

She was born in 1990. This started in LA during like cowboy times, when Frank and Jack started arguing about who is prettier. And he said I'll be famous for booze and you be famous for music. And I said well I think they settled that just fine because they release a limited edition Frank Sinatra Jack Daniels (but it's like +$100). And it's a little bit stronger.

#im like basically locked abroad in CA

Please don't leave dumb, deaf, and blind in charge

Because anything can happen. This is called real life. And of course god is real and so is satan

#Tiffany

Let's have a tug of war

Tiffany doesn't know

That her mom is a notorious child molester. If that's how you really feel then tell Tiffany the truth.

#leave

Nacho truck You a hazmat Why is he here? You know that guy. Nope/yep Brendan-which one? If you don't know, then don't try to decide- with a gun Then you hate us all Yes, but I love myself. Shut up

#ok

And stop calling it a fart castle.

It's my fart castle and I like it. And I'm glad that you're here. Hahaha GUILTY

Can human gas be ignited and blow up a small room.

Yes

Porter Ranch

How the hell you gon tell me, "there was a methane gas leak" under a storage facility. That's like some breakin bad shit gone wrong. Who going to jail for that? Cause I know somebody dat should go to jail for that.0

#oh brashly

Only a bitch would invite a rapist/ex-husband over.