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#abt #article #spamming is totally fine bee tee doubleyou

i cant fix him but maybe when he drinks my blood the fluoxetine will

#this is the spiritual sequel to the vampire boyfriend testosterone post i made #this is the vampire boyfriend prozac post

i can forgive mass murder but i draw the line at being french

#guess who this ones about . lmao. el oh el.#HES FUCKIGN PLAGUING ME. HAUNTING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i dont want to watch this show youguys. itll do things to me. body and soul and mind.#id like to do something to that blonde man. body and soul and mind.#sorry. who said that

i cant fix him. but i can buy him brown contacts

#blue eyes white vampire....#tgis is about lestat. i fear #lesbian de leocunt or whatever the fuck his name is

happy belated 2 years to the best blog in da world...

in the steel watch foundry. straight blowing it. and by it , haha lets justr say. gort

rest in peace karl heisenberg of the hit game resident evil 8 village you wouldve loved kraftwerk and nine inch nails

"me when the 38 triple d transguy" letme stop you right there. are these trans guys in the room wiyth us right now. doyou think they have any control over the size of their chests. doyou think they are single

the bond between transsexual freaks is not something easily understood

#i get it though. i understadn...

t4t . team 4tress two

tmasc bears.... saveme trans bears...... tguy bears save me.......

#been having a normal one

draw that old man fat and trans

#written with many characters onmy mind but mainly that freak with the machinery motif from re8 #literally so evil he should NOT have abs #why do we only transgenderize that blonde guy with the crazy thousand yard stare. ...#they should both be trans <- t4t enthusiast #addition: never played this game and know fuck all about it #but i saw somany people saying he looked like jason momoa that i thought he was an islander. like canonically #devastating.

if i were one of the last five remaining humans would you keep me alive for the sole purpose of torturing me due to your immeasurable contempt and malevolence yes or no

yes but is it t4t

#things i frequently find myself saying and so on .#beloved 6 followers do i post about t4t toomuch. yes or no <- guy who will continue to post about it anyway

hesa fine man! would love to hold him in my mouth and shake like a pointer with the cadaver of a small bird or perhaps a rabbit

vampire hot topic employee that dresses like a werewolf vs werewolf spencers employee that dresses like a vampire

#two guys (gendder neutral) with a comedic rivalry. i know what you are type deal .#do u guys get my vision. plesase say yes #the spencers is like right near the ht at my local mall and i do like to imagine The Characters *(myocs) having a silly feud of sorts #<- incredibly bored ht employee voice #what else am i to do if not think about the characters. have a staring contest with the blue eyes white anime boy tshirts

lady gaga becoming business casual gotta be one of the greatest losses of all time or somesuch

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