Harry eating a banana on stage - May 25, 2014.
IF U DO NOT HAVE 15 SECONDS TO TAKE FROM YOUR BUSY LIFE AS A BUSINESSPERSON, MAY I SUMMARIZE THE EVENTS FOUND WITHIN THIS INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ON HOW TO BE THE WORST:
1) HARRY STYLES, KNOWN GARBAGE BARGE, TAKES A BITE OF A HALF-EATEN BANANA (NICE AND YELLOW)
2) HARRY STYLES, FLOATING TRASH BAG FULL OF PONYTAIL HOLDERS AND HELIUM, SETS THE BITTEN OUT OF BANANA ON THE GROUND NEXT TO HIM, WHERE IT MAY GROW EVER MORE TASTY WITH DUST, DIRT, AND DEBRIS
3) HARRY STYLES, CHERUBIC RUBBISH VIXEN, CHEWS THE SINGLE BITE OF NICE AND YELLOW BANANA IN HIS MOUTH LIKE A DOG EATS A SPOONFUL OF PEANUT BUTTER, THAT IS TO SAY, LIKE IT’S NOT A SOFT BANANA A BABY COULD EAT BETTER THAN THIS BUT IS ACTUALLY A DIFFICULT THING TO HAVE IN ONE’S MOUTH WITH A FULL SET OF TEETH
4) HARRY STYLES, SEXY DUMPSTER TEEN, CATCHES, IN ONE HAND, A NICE AND YELLOW BRA, I WOULD SAY A C-CUP BRA, AND HE ACT LIKE HE CAUGHT A STD THE WAY HIS FACE LOOK LIKE ALL SCANDALIZED LIKE “A BRA????”
5) HARRY STYLES, BOHEMIAN JUNK TRAMP, TOSSES THE NICE AND YELLOW BRA BACK INTO THE ABYSS, STRUGGLING TO KEEP THE BANANA FROM SPILLING FORTH FROM HIS EVER-SMILING MOUTH
MEANWHILE, LIAM TRYNA SING “DON’T FORGET WHERE YOU BELONG” AND HARRY’S LIKE, “DON’T BANANA YOU BELONG, BRA. DON’T BANANA YOU BELONG, BRA. IF YOU EVER BANANA, DON’T. YOU BANANA ON YOUR BRA, AND BANANA IN THIS BRA.” THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT, NICE AND YELLOW.
