the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said
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the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said
reminder that dan and phil play the worlde together and drink coffee together in the morning while watching a show together. what the fuck ever. whatever. don’t care.
oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend
i honestly don't really care that much about christmas anymore but it's genuinely so fucking important to me that dan and phil have the best most magical time ever
“Dan what’s your favorite dip?”
“I like a spicy mayo, Phil is a spicy mayo. The more you think about it, the more it makes sense.”
Literally no bro, no one asked, no one wants to think about you comparing phil to your favorite dip. Please get the fuck out!!
they are so disgusting and vile i love them
phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else
starting a list of things dan has accused us of doing/saying but he was the one who said it first
• calling phil a bottom
• calling himself phil trash n° 1
• taking toilets facing each other joke seriously
phannies we gotta start scissoring in the audience or something idk what but we have to one-up them. they can’t keep getting away w this.
Why are these so cute
Obsessed with them
literally cannot wait to see what the nurse has to do with all of this because she IS part of this
wiffeeeeee
The 'doesn't matter babe' clip as posted by this legend on twitter
biblically accurate Phil Lester
I’m obsessed with Phil’s mind. “Being Sisyphus wouldn’t be that bad, just make up stories in your head.” “The backrooms don’t look that scary I think I’d have fun in there. We could play uno :D”
He’s literally the definition of unbothered, moisturized, in his lane, thriving. Love him
This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.
You'd think they get cancelled regularly with the way they have the apology video procedure DOWN.
Slightly muting the colors? Check.
Fake-crying? Check.
Including the Official Branding™ for no apparent reason? Check
Reading off a pre-written script? Check.
all they needed was the ukulele