[fairycosmos]

horrible people thrive guilt-free all the time so why should you hide away for your whole life just because you internalised guilt from a bad childhood or whatever. you can create a life in this world too

[lakevida]

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

[anthropoetics]

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

[msburgundy]

that emotion is called Being A Frog

[ouiouiouiouiouiouioui]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[sashimisashimii]

“” by @putinboy http://ift.tt/1RRz6Cg

[lionfloss]

Futurism of The Past Series

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[rylandsgrace]

Turning red (2022) + letterboxd reviews

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[big8cola]

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

[responsibilitychan]

[valtsv]

i love hanging out with people who are more normal than i am it makes me feel like a fucked up deep sea creature

[valtsv]

[aquaflv]

had a women in STEM moment last night by figuring out why the PS4 wasn't turning on (it was unplugged)

[fnafvr]

[funnytwittertweets]