bullshit and prose

you should know my name by now actually welcum 2 muh blawg why the fuck are you here

[that-dave-strider-blog]

(( random headcanon for this dave

hes given up wearing shades for a while ))

[greasemonkeyy]

[shaggerswagger]

[heirofpranks-blog]

aren’t you lucky.

well you aren’t taking the plane right to my house, so you might need to drive here at some point.

last time i checked the legal driving age was 16.

but w/e i’ll send you the address.

[that-dave-strider-blog]

i have a permit and can pass for a sixteen year old

and yeah i got the address now i just have to borrow a car can you borrow a car here is that a thing

[that-dave-strider-blog]

I was just. You know checking nothing else had happened. Soho how has your day been?

i p much just woke up a few hours ago so nothing happened

[that-dave-strider-blog]

oh my god stop it

what

[that-dave-strider-blog]

Oh because of the heartbreak thing

nah its been that way for a while so no

[that-dave-strider-blog]

heirofpranks replied to your post: butts

what a post this is.

thank

[that-dave-strider-blog]

You okay Dave?

yeah what???

[that-dave-strider-blog]

[that-dave-strider-blog]

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

[davidstrider]

hello you have reached 1 800 heartbreak your assistant this evening is me i am proficient in the provision of psychological spiritual financial and sociosexual aid how may i help you

[that-dave-strider-blog]

tell me please how do i mend this broken soul of mine its so cold and empty and sad without love i miss that warm fuzzy feeling i always get in my chest and feel as though i should be saying oh that hit me right in the kokoro

[davidstrider]

have you tried alcohol

[that-dave-strider-blog]

im deeply offended by this suggestion

[eduardosepulveda-blog]

[most-awkward-moments]

A blog for your entertainment.

[thecoolkidstrider]

quick someone draw dave with 4 popped collars

[slimeghostboy]

oh god no.

[that-dave-strider-blog]

oh god yes

[that-dave-strider-blog]

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

[davidstrider]

hello you have reached 1 800 heartbreak your assistant this evening is me i am proficient in the provision of psychological spiritual financial and sociosexual aid how may i help you

[that-dave-strider-blog]

tell me please how do i mend this broken soul of mine its so cold and empty and sad without love i miss that warm fuzzy feeling i always get in my chest and feel as though i should be saying oh that hit me right in the kokoro

[that-dave-strider-blog]

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

[that-dave-strider-blog]

[that-dave-strider-blog]

[that-dave-strider-blog]

last time was a while ago like last year so be a little less of a bitch how about it

its only 5 pm why am i already talking to myself