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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
so twitter was being stupid and not pushing my art again so here's the image directly
Aperture Investment Opportunity ø̧͔̤͈̘̗͚̩̱̳͎̻͓̹ͣͣ̈́ͩͫ͗̇ͦ͗ͧͮͨͧͤ̎͘̕͝Δ̵̧̡͎͔͍̹̿̿̀͋ᾳ̷̵̸̡̹͙̭̹̮͔̰ͪ͗ͬ͂͒ͫ̐ͭ͂ͣ̾͌͗͋ͧ͟͡_̼̊̍̍: The Poolrooms
Cave Johnson here. Fact: Our robots build up to 30 test chambers a day. Another fact: We are somehow filling up the infinite void in our basement. I mean, there's still room, but the lab boys are saying a lot of it is 'structurally unstable'. You know what's also unstable? Your damn employment. Shut up.
Anyway, one thing we have plenty of is those new robot test subjects. I had some of my guys send some of them off on 'one-way tests', if you get what I mean, and we've found something just peachy. You know the solution to running out of infinite space? That's right, more infinite space. Allow me to introduce: The Poolrooms!
This place has got more swimming pools than the damn Florida coastline has ocean, and you might as well be IN Florida because there's sunlight down here! Or at least what our lawyers is saying legally counts as sunlight, so our workers can be spared the hour-long surface breaks to just sunbathe here instead 4 kilometers underground! Anyway, you may be saying, "Cave, last I checked your test chamber floors aren't made of water" and you'd be WRONG, because we let toxic goo flood the chambers here anyway, because it's funny! And science. Of course. Anyway, slap a platform here, some panels there, a button on that floating rock, and you have a new test chamber! We are running into a little more of a government problem right now though - evidently Michigan is pissed that we're hiding something from them so they called Washington, and for that we're gonna need to keep things off the books for this one, so make those cheques out to cash. Cave Johnson, we're done here!
(go support the reupload on twitter if u like it :3 https://x.com/i/status/2067659704600596683)
plugging my poolrooms sequel 👉👈
Aperture Investment Opportunity #∞⃥⃒̸: "The Backrooms"
Cave Johnson here. We pursuit science daily at our wonderful Enrichment Center, but to tell you the truth, we're running out of room, pretty damn quickly. Our drills are running into impenetrable bedrock layers when drilling further in the salt mines, and the government lackeys down at Lansing are not approving the, quote, 'potentially hazardous and environmentally devastating research expansion'. Pah. But we found something better. Gentlemen, I give you: the Backrooms!
Test subject leaned on the wall and just 'clipped' through, scared the shit out of Greg. Heh. Do we know how the hell did this yellow, damp hellscape showed up? No. Do we care? Absolutely not. Infinite hallways, infinite room for new test chambers, and the building codes can go suck it because this place doesn't abide by Euclidean geometry, so technically they aren't even enforceable! We get free furniture here and there too so just deal with the minor problem of bottomless pits. Toss a carpet over it or something. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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the true among us relations (original template: https://x.com/nova_spacezz/status/2064817279263510531)
sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence
I’d like to question your definition of sitcom
a decade later, someone finally did something like it, and of course it was fucking among us
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Legally Distinct Yellow Suburban American Family Up To Hijinks™
im convinced they’d get married just for the tax benefits.
uh guys i think i like fold i’m not sure
things worth noting: the raw chicken the user is wearing as a hat, and the fact that the original observation was of his onion rings
i just wanted to add this screenshot of his bio. i think he may be the only person using this website correctly
help????
This guy is awesome
Did Valve update Half Life recently? Its not April fools so whats happened?
Im saying this because recently I've been playing through the original Half Life on hard difficulty and for some fucking reason I'm running into issues which I will summerise.
1. HECU and Alien spawns have been dramatically increased and they have neen appearing much more frequently then I originally thought with very aggressive AI to boot, an encounter with say 6 Vauts is now an encounter with like 20 Vauts. I've dropped the difficulty down to Easy, thinking that this was limited to hard mode, but thats not changed a thing. All of the scientists and security guards I require are also dead...but I don't respawn, I've reloaded saves and nothing has saved them but the doors are almost always already opened. Another thing is that enemies are now much more aware of me and throw random grenades that kill me much more often. Everything and everyone knows that I'm coming and will delibrately conspire to fuck me over.
2. I've played this game for like 4 years, I don't need help but this fucking new 'tutorial NPC' has appeared and frankly I don't know what to make of her, its fucking causing me strife.
Image 1: Estimated picture bellow (basically what she kinda looks like, didn't take any screenshots though). Bitch is really oddly high poly as well and I didn't even have HD packs installed!
Bitch keeps trying to tell me things I already fucking know about and even talking bollocks that I've never heard of like a door that gives you shit tons of health for trapping yourself atuck in it...like what, killing her is impossible the game just game overs and reloads. Only good thing about her is that she is capable of dealing with a lot of the extra bullshit I've been encountering and I've been getting newly spawned scientists and guards, opened locked doors and more ammo and health...because thats been vanishing from where its supposed to be, even though I've never picked it up, all charging stations are also constantly empty the HECU is drinking it all.
3. Worst of all of them though is whenever I reach the segment where I need to protect that scientist as he opens the portal to Xen, like 30 Alien controllers spawn and instakill the scientist and this disembodied alien voice just fucking tells me that I shouldn't go kill the final boss and that its the last of its kind, like yes I know its abouta become exctinct when I fire but is this bitch for real?
4. This dumbass cat tried to convince me that I didn't need to fire the howitzer to get the gate open (they were blocking the door, I shot them with an SMG grenade because I obviously needed to do so and they fucking dropkicked me into a respawn. And guess what it kept doing this until I fucking Bhopped over the obstruction and then it kept body blocking the shells and my objectives for the rest of the game as well as presumably trying to kill me via directing HECU and aliens to come kill me.
Image 2: the fucking shockjngly high-poly cat that I hate, above.
I've started new safe files, verified integrity and uninstalled and reinstalled Half Life multiple times but nothing changes, is there a way to revert this and if there is please help?
There was more but this is what I will post for now.
ur computer finna get bricked if u dont listen trust me
Thinking about Bubble being really scared of Caine saying "Waka Waka", because he expects him to bite after that. It's the equivalent of going behind your sibling and hit them with this btw