Page of Derp

A simple safe for work blog where I reblog my fandoms and other stuff that amuses me. Fandoms include: Guild Wars Dragon Age Mass Effect Pokemon Kingdom Hearts RWBY Science stuff Derp animals

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kazard]

Oofa Doofa

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Pls don’t bully my like this

[nortmare]

“I have chosen a girl. I don’t know if she holds the princesses’ powers, but I will find out. She may lead me to the key bearer. I shall set her free and observe.” - Ansem Report XI “Hey, you know the new girl at the mayor’s house? She arrived on the night of the meteor shower!” - Sora, Kingdom Hearts

@deafgevaardigde @lisspeed this is totally how it went right

[cianmars]

writing a sad bit in your own story

[tommykaine]

writing a sad bit in your own story while imagining your friends’ reactions

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

I WILL NEVER LET GO OF THE ROXAS SCARECROW FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[thehappysorceress]

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

[starline]

!!!!!!!!!!

[camwyn]

@seananmcguire

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

Focus on what you are creating now. Manifestation is not just sitting around and trying to attract things. You have to actually do the work that creates the space and energetic alignments that allow your dreams to manifest into physical reality.

[rzdv-deactivated20180802]

What are you talking about

[im-just-a-reaction]

She saying that if you do things they become done.

[usuallycasual]

This post opened my third ass

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

“If you do things they become done” I’m actually fucking cackling like a madman

[wanderingsketch-deactivated2025]

??? There’s a second ass?

[things-that-are-great]

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

[dareyoutoread-blog]

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

[consolationblog]

[kingdomheartsinhd]

[jalapeepo]

i love being an artist/creator. the ability humans have to create things is probably the Greatest Superpower like, look at this lil rooster i just drew for no reason

he’s gay, and he doesn’t get enough sleep, but lives a decent enough life. i relate to this rooster

look at this hippo i drew (also gay). she’s having a good day, but she has a secret: she suffers from severe depression. it’d give her a hug if i weren’t so afraid of hippos. sorry martha. i hope tomorrow is as good as today

now see this “sweet” little gran? she hides a dark secret as well. that secret is tax evasion. 55 YEARS of nonpayment of taxes. we’re not surprised, gran. just disappointed

drawing a rooster and making it gay for no reason, or drawing lesbian hippo having a good day, or a criminal old lady (probably also a lesbian - i know her cats are) may seem meaningless enough. but now the world is +1 gay rooster, +1 happy hippo, and +1 tax-evading grandma. without my doing, these specific things wouldn’t exist, but now they’re on your screen and you’re thinking about them and they have been registered into your brains as things that exist. they’re real now

IT IS POWER!!!!

EVERYONE GO FORTH AND CREATE IT IS GOOD™

[alisonzai]

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[byk23]

nothing can keep him down

[charmed]

Wednesday is an excellent student, but frankly, I’m concerned. This is our class bulletin board. This month our theme is “Our Heroes”, people we love and admire. You see, Susan Ringo has chosen the President. Isn’t that sweet? And Harmony Feld has picked Diane Sawyer.

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[thatbloodycountess]

I hope I’m so awesome that my nieces paint a portrait of me in all of my bad ass glory.

[followyourwaytodawn]

Consider:

Marluxia using his scythe upside down to golf his enemies into oblivion.

[projectdestati]

[the-heartless-shadow]

[anatorah]

“Strange, why does this feel familiar?”

[ultrafacts]

Source

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[scp4165]

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

[lifeofdavo]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[cosrnos]

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

[tenoko1]

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

[mirthalia]

Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)

There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”

[durnesque-esque]

[tenshichan1013]

kingdom hearts 3 kingdom dance 

[kingdomsaurushearts]

Look at this impossibly cute Dancing Sunshine Boy.