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Fish Curry!

- [ ] Pot

- [ ] Blender

- [ ] 1 Bell pepper

- [ ] A quarter root of Ginger

- [ ] 2 guajillo

- [ ] 1 big ol Onion

- [ ] Vegetable oil

- [ ] Curry powder to taste

- [ ] 2 cups Chicken broth

- [ ] Carrots

- [ ] 2 lime

- [ ] Green onions

DONT DROWN THE CURRY

- [ ] Mince ginger

- [ ] Remove seeds from guajillo

- [ ] Cut onion into thin strips and diced

- [ ] Thinly sliced carrots

- [ ] Dice bell pepper

- [ ] Heat olive oil in a pan until runny

- [ ] Cook down onions until light brown and add minced ginger

- [ ] Add curry powder to onions and ginger

- [ ] Hydrate guajillo with chicken broth (heat together)

- [ ] After hydrating guajillo, blend

- [ ] Caramelize, mixing in chicken broth until a sauce consistency then simmer (let the curry stay thick)

- [ ] Add 2 small spoons of fish sauce

- [ ] Zest lime over pot

- [ ] Add unsweetened coconut milk, watch pot closely

- [ ] Blend

- [ ] Slice up top part of the green onions, leave bottoms intact

- [ ] Add green onion whites

- [ ] Add thinly sliced carrots

- [ ] Add a spoonful of tomato chicken bullion (or chicken bullion with tomato paste)

End notes:

If there’s not enough ginger, substitute with ginger powder

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Squeak or sneak or skwack?

Y E S

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

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Hand sammich

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BOOM SOUP

Tomato Soup

- [ ] 2 Onions

- [ ] 3 heirloom Tomatoes

- [ ] Garlic

- [ ] Olive oil

- [ ] Salt

- [ ] Cream

- [ ] Hard Cheese

- [ ] Red pepper

- [ ] Quartered tomatoes, quartered onions, and whole garlic cloves with oil and salt at 375° until lightly charred

- [ ] Take skins off tomatoes

- [ ] Blend

- [ ] Blend with hard cheese, heavy cream and red pepper

- [ ] Black pepper to garnish

- [ ] Get fancy with dat sauce

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Dawg wtf is going on (timestamp Jan 14, 2026)

[homunculus-argument]

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

[penisgeorge]

you wear a collar

[homunculus-argument]

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

[that-one-dingus]

Is soup just a savory smoothie?

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On the roads trying not to meet god today

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Funkytown fish

(Doot doot doot do do do doot doot doot doo)

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Watched a presentation in class today about the dmv reimagined

The qr code to the “website” was a rickroll, it’s been an honor to watch

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As a kid, I had a crippling fear of uncooked pasta. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense until you look at the shape of uncooked spaghetti, and you realize it could go so far up the nose it could effectively lobotomize a small child. So yeah

TLDR I was scared of uncooked pasta because of lobotomies 

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Someone tell me WTF IS A FISH, LIKE A SOLID DEFINITION OF A FISH THAT DOESNT INCLUDE NON FISH AND DOESNT EXCLUDE REAL FISH

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Squeeze an orange peel (zest side out) at a balloon

Loud noise warning

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Sometimes I wish people would show more appreciation to each other in rare and whimsical ways

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Have you ever thought about dogs? They’re just little guys that are made to love. I like dogs.

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Crows

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