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rabbitkinglune777

piper (he/she)

rabbitkinglune777

skrry if it doesn't look good I'll delete it later

rabbitkinglune777

in gonna delete this I hate my art

penisgeorge

its good. go drink water.

#the shading and understanding of form #how the flesh and hair and clothes are layered #the clothes the folds #incredible.#stop raising the bar. youre allowed to hate it #just stop pretending we have your astronomical standards #its beautiful. i love him. redo it if you want to but dont apologise for a transgression that does not exist

pukicho

Vase thing I made in blender to test some new modeling and texturing methodologies

flowerscentedartist

Killer, playing a female character: I think this game is sexist.

Cross: Why? You don't have to choose all that pink equipment.

Killer: We're wearing the same armor, Cross. It is just pink when my character wears it.

Cross: *looking at his buff character in black armor, that has specks of blood on it*

Cross: That, can't be true. *reads the stats of Killers armor* WTF. It IS the same!

Killer: Yeah.

penisgeorge

Flowery playing WoW in the corner: "HaHa! Thanks Guys, another Great Win!"

#god i love sans undertale aus #its like the mcu but worse/aff

robotrocky

Nothing to see here. Just two bros discussing heart surgery 😳🫀

follow up to this

weltenwellen

Ilya Kaminsky, from "While the Child Sleeps, Sonya Undresses", Deaf Republic

mythicalpuss

#i bet that feels SO fuckin cozy

i think "authors barely disguised kink" is AWESOME actually especially when theyre trying really hard to hide it because come on. ALIEN fanfic where the author hasnt quite realized theyre into oviposition yet may be one of the funniest things ever concieved of.

homunculus-argument

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

penisgeorge

you wear a collar

homunculus-argument

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

#i need everyone involved to know that like 5 people have told me im 'famous' because of this #and im like jesus christ cathy just because im in clickbait yt shorts i am not famous #shes like 'if i had that kind of attention id be over the moon'#and im like #kathy #i get two likes per month #i muted that shit immediately #i dont want attention i want transgender baddies in my area

men moaning and being reduced to wet squirming pathetic messes is the hottest hting ever actually. why not women too? because for men its a subversion, at leats of cultural perception of men in sexual encounters, theyre supposed ot be the one on top right?? theyre supposed to make the woman moan. get me a man that moans and a woman that wants me genuinely dead

#but anyway

and maybe make him moan or something. i dont know. i dont know

"ahhh youre acting like a child throwing a tantrum" yeah IN MY OWN HOUSE. you came in MY HOUSE while i was having ON-PURPOSE ISOLATION so no one else would be BOTHERED by my BULLSHIT then got MAD when you were BOTHERED BY MY BULLSHIT. jeez

homunculus-argument

I am no nutrition expert but I do have a pretty damn good track record of keeping myself alive, so I want to remind you all that "fed is best" also applies to adults. There's nothing you could eat (that has been deemed fit for human consumption, I don't mean asbestos you smartass) that would be worse for you than just straight-up not eating. No food is as bad as no food.

A protein bar isn't the best possible source of protein in your diet, but it's better than not getting that protein. Fresh fruits would be better than orange juice, but if your choices are between having the orange juice and not getting the vitamins at all, you drink the fucking orange juice.

If you were out at winter while barefoot, and your options were between wrapping random newspaper around your feet, or not having anything to protect your feet, you wouldn't think "newspapers are a worse option than proper shoes, therefore I shouldn't take this worse option" and go barefoot.

questcult

Cannibalism /j

homunculus-argument

Well, technically speaking the answer is still yes. People who resort to cannibalism and eat other people in famine will live longer than people who simply starve to death.

devilbreaddiablo

i mean drinking salt water will dehydrate you

penisgeorge

thats why salt water is a detrimental option dipshit

raccoonmilf

Due to wardrobe requirements (and the fact that I pretty much refuse to wear pants unless it is “cold enough” whatever that means), I tend to dress ultra modestly while at work. Think respectable cardigans over collared shirts and ankle length skirts. Anyway, this has become a problem because fundamentalists of various sects tend to think I’m “one of them” and am “straying”. Here are the two most bizarre ways this has played out:

1) I was in the Walmart in my long khaki skirt, my jacket, and my hair braided back. I was admiring a pair of hot pink glitter cargo pants when an older woman came up to me. She was wearing the same skirt and the same braid. She looked at the pants then back at me and told me “The lord loves you, please, do not stray for him,” and then gave me $20 in cash to “use to honor the lord.” I bought $20 worth of grapes and apples to feed the raccoons

2: Mennonite men lowering their weird wraparound sunglasses to check me out. This does not happen to any of my coworkers. I’ve got many complements from them about the tattoos on my wrist and ankle.