Tall White Guy

Jarod//Eugene, Oregon.

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[mostlymovies]

Mars Attacks! Directed by Tim Burton (1996)

[nicollekidman]

[humorduke]

[no-chill-at-all]

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

A shitten.

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[cestvibe]

[that-one-tall-white-guy]

[kaylaizapotato-deactivated20180]

Stud muffin in Warrenton, OR // Feb 15

[niuniente]

Listen to Doggo; You can do it. You are a good boy.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[bob-belcher]

working in retail

[heroesnewday]

[childhoodruiner]

When you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”.

Get it HERE

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride