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howdy, folx || bi || 20

[strangefires]

[plasticcflower]

Who is she

[thatfuckingfrenzy]

[anancientheart]

tree spirits

[paprika]

sometimes, im that friend lol

[filmsoundtracks]

[canadiangeekgirl]

😂😂😂

[studyquill]

[bloodsorrel]

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[texasinnersmile]

ok so I’m not the only one

[bogleech]

I made all kinds of shitty, backwards, obsolete jokes when I used to try to be funny on like 1999 webforums and newgrounds and started doing a gag comic but as I got older and I interacted with more people and was exposed to more conversation, guess what, I stopped finding certain things funny. I didn’t just “comply with  political correctness” and keep them to myself. I just ceased to see humor in those things because they were mean for no reason, they didn’t make me happy, they weren’t necessary, they didn’t attract people into my life who were especially kind or enjoyable to talk to and I eventually realized that I only regarded those things as comedy material to begin with because everyone else was doing it and it generated upvotes.

[roachliquid]

*butthurt comedian voice* thanks to political correctness it’s like you can’t even say incendiary shit to generate social capital anymore

[catchymemes]

[sporadeen]

WHY DID ANYONE ANIMATE THIS?!

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[sloanecakes]

that’s not what it means and you know it

[heavyweightheart]

The thing about human bodies is that they’re not simply aesthetic objects but complex living organisms! That’s why they gain weight readily and only lose it when absolutely forced… they love to survive! And they don’t care what anyone thinks about that, which is actually very sexy of them!

[futurist]

Brie Larson said I know my worth! —

[googleplaysore]

[wan-shailu]

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad