Mandatory Sewer Level

Mostly nerd, not much luck. Adult, posts may be NSFW.

[roachliquid]

This is as good of a time as any to remind people that I tag Deltarune spoilers! Anything I post about Chapter 5 will be tagged as "deltarune ch5 spoilers".

[roachliquid]

Gooooooob news! After a prolonged struggle trying to get my fursona's color + patterns right, I realized that the only solution was defensive mimicry.

This is a highly dangerous predator, and definitely NOT a tasty and protein-rich snack. Avoid at all costs.

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[asher-shepherd]

@pangur-and-grim

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[roachliquid]

Remember the Skyrim DLC where you find a hot goth in a cave, and she takes you to visit her dad in his BDSM dungeon?

Bethesda ought to make more of that kind of thing.

[evilwizard]

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

[brainscrems]

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

[nerathul]

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

[brainscrems]

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

[evilwizard]

yes! im so good at Company

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[herpsandbirds]

Banded Broadbill (Eurylaimus javanicus), EAT A TASTY BUG!!!, family Eurylaimidae, order Passeriformes, Kelantan, Malaysia

photograph by Hafiz Ikhlas

[neenarchive]

why would u want disgusting characters

the best stories will always present you with a weird little freak i hope this helps

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

[monsterblogging]

I think the most annoying thing about the "they put horny chemicals in the quarantine room" headcanon is that it erases the fact that Lucy MacLean wants sex and isn't afraid to pursue it. Like, that was literally established in the first episode. Pretty misogynist to pretend Lucy isn't sexually proactive, tbh.

[crabussy]

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

[crabussy]

you understand this post more than anyone else

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out