Daniel Markus

Archery is just dabbing while murdering someone. HRT start: september 13th 2019

[sackboys-moved]

Happy TDOV!! Made a small comic, cutting my hair short was pretty much when I went. oh yeah baybe. its all comin together😏😏

[sackboys-moved]

SHOUTOUT TO THIS PERSON THEY GET IT

[lastparty]

more people should have a crush on me

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[b-rainrot]

[studentlifeproblems]

[mxbutchtwink]

I think the reason that nonbinary people choose “weird” names is because it’s easier to identify with a word that hasn’t been given any gendered context, rather than picking one that is in the ever changing realm of androgyny. So, more traditional names like Rylee, Alex, Max, Terry, and others deemed to be gender neutral get pushed aside because it’s either Alex in a boy kind of way or Alex in a girl kind of way and people usually just default to your assigned gender at birth. However names like Teeth, Socks, Meat, and Off are a lot harder to assign a gender to since they’ve never been used as names at all. We invented language for ourselves when the world didn’t, and we chose our names to be completely original and personal. It’s beautiful really, it reflects the unique experience of disregarding a system that limits you. And I love that.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Fellow epileptics, I have some fantastic news for you. There’s an add-on that makes the internet safer for us. It’s called Epilepsy Blocker. The creator had me test it out, give feedback, he made adjustments, and it works great. It may even help those with migraine disorders that are triggered by the same thing that messes with those of use with photosensitive epilepsy (mine is a case of being absurdly sensitive).

This is the only add-on I’ve encountered made specifically for those of us with epilepsy. It’s not a well known add-on, but I hope to see that change.

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[tittled]

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

[gray-warden]

On top of that, when it comes to the type of website in the addition right above mine, you can disable javascript and refresh the page. It works most of the time. Some adblockers let you do it very easily.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[plumslices]

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

[funnyandwittyname]

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

[catchymemes]

[silver-tongues-blog]

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

[neil-gaiman]

Something I remember very clearly about Coraline was reading it in school. I’d say we were all 12/13 at the time and my class was given an opportunity to summarise the book for the supply teacher (who had only seen the film). Everyone except for me described the book as “coraline, the brave adventurer finds a hidden world that mirrors her own and she has to explore it while the other mother wants to make her stay forever”… Then we got to my description “coraline, is a terrifying story in which a neglected child is shown an opportunity of a better life however using her wits she discovers that the world she is proposed is far more terrifying than back at home, but her new ‘mother’ doesn’t want her to leave.” (something along those lines). Essentially, I described it in a way that suggests it’s scary.

The class, teacher and all, then tried to convince me it’s an adventure book not a horror story. In the end I got forced to sit next door for arguing back about how it has both features of adventure and horror. I even picked up the book, flicked through pages and pointed parts out to prove it but my entire class just groaned at me. Neil, confirm for me (though you have many times): Coraline CAN be a very scary story.

It can absolutely be a very scary story.

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[shrike-dyke]

human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time

vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?

human: oh fair

[lastsonlost]

I feel personally attacked. Lol

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes