The Warden

Warden/Crow 20 They/It

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[that-unfortunate-crow]

You ever be so hyper fixated on something that it's physically impossible to consume the content?

Because BloodyMary is eating at my brain like a horse hair worm eats at a mantis.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Fellow sufferer I can recommend you so many fanfictions

[that-unfortunate-crow]

P l e a s e

[that-unfortunate-crow]

You ever be so hyper fixated on something that it's physically impossible to consume the content?

Because BloodyMary is eating at my brain like a horse hair worm eats at a mantis.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[that-unfortunate-crow]

Project Hail Mary has done wonders for the autistic community, statement.

[willgrahamscock]

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

[willgrahamscock]

BUT NOT WITH AI

[karuu-na]

diamonds in the trees pentagrams in the night sky ♫♪

[mightntbethebest]

Ydah she's going through it with me

[that-unfortunate-crow]

$5 for a Terry orange chocolate, what has this world come to?

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[youchosedeath]

yessssss

[that-unfortunate-crow]

I'm alive btw

[alchemyfreak321]

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[agentmaineapologist]

Need me a big beefy man 🥵🥵🥵

(Can canonically fit in maine's armor btw)

[anaphorathe]

III pointing Jerry like a sniper rifle

[top-quality-garbage]

my hand slipped

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