Just messin’ about

Kinda a personal blog but if you find something you like then great!

[thataltclown]

Hey guys! I know I don't post my own thoughts often but this is important. Archiving is a hobby of mine, and I've been archiving my fav fanfics for about 3 years. I think if you love something, you should save it! This doc (or Grail as I call it) is that entire archiving project in one place. 215 pages long, this doc spans multiple fandoms and ships. All entries have a link to the original website and an EPUB/PDF file, along with other info such as: Tags (If available), Length, Author, and a summary (if available). These files are free for you to download and share :) If anyone wants fic recs then you can probably find something here lol! There's a little of everything but the main fandoms are: Deathnote, House M.D, Supernatural, Sherlock BBC, and NCIS. This project has been my baby the past few years, I'm so excited to finally publish and share it with ya'll!!! Anyhow, check it out if you are interested :)

Fanfic Holy Grail (Public)

The Fanfic Holy Grail Hello! Notes about the Grail How To Use Supernatural Destiel Long Treacherous * We Got Werk To Do * Worship of the Rig

Reblogs are welcome, but please do not repost. If there's any issues feel free to message me! I usually respond quick <3

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

[bisexualhunterbiden]

Something that annoys me is the constant whining about "more queer spaces, more queer communities" but then they're immediately like "yeah! And we need ones that don't cost money or require a purchase!"

Girl that's exactly why they close down after a year. You NEED money to keep these places open. There's no magic Gay Money Pot with endless cash to keep these places open. It requires YOU to put your money where your values are!!

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[iskwekan]

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

[iskwekan]

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

[stateownedslut]

Religious girl: thank you God for inventing the vibrator

Atheist girl: I'm so glad science and engineering have progressed to the point where we can manufacture vibrators

Liberal girl: thank you free market for creating the supply to meet the demand for vibrators

Feminist girl: the vibrator has freed us from the need for men

Radical feminist girl: the vibrator is still a phallic implement

Marxist girl: actually it was historical forces that freed women

Marxist feminist girl: the vibrator serves as synecdoche for the entire process of industrialisation and proletarianisation that has laid the groundwork for the liberation of women

Reactionary girl: the vibrator was created to destroy traditional heterosexual relations

Idealist girl: the vibrator was invented because of feminism

Anarchist girl: I have no idea how the vibrator fits into a schema of history

Primitivist girl: I masturbate with a smooth river stone

Lesbian girl: hey while we're all in the same room I have a suggestion

Agnostic girl: nobody knows why I just orgasmed

[redstonedust]

why do people on youtube compliment songs like "omg this snatched my waist this beat is so skinyyyyyyy my waist after listening to this ) . ( " whatever man. i ate this song as a 12 course meal and it made me fat as fucccck. screw you forever.

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[molags-balls]

[hppjmxrgosg]

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

[northstarfan]

#unfortunately the kids raised on hustle culture and lack of privacy don’t know much about discretion online and letting hobbies be hobbies

Tags from prev.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe