How To Get A Job Fast As Hell
Apply to a Ā job, wait (1) day, then call. Ā Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that youāre very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Sayā thank you for your time, Iāll be looking forward to hearing back from you.ā Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.Ā
Ā When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, Ā tell them your first and last name. Ā
Describe your experiences Ā asĀ ā two years transcription and data entryā if you have a desk job interview andĀ ā [however many years] Ā costumer service, retail and stockā for your retail jobs. Ā
Donāt use jobĀ ā buzz wordsā I stg they hear them all day. Say Ā things like,Ā ā Iām detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.ā Ā ā I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fitā
When they ask you if you have āreliable transportationā say Ā YES. donāt tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you donāt do this, you wont get the job , Iām telling you right now).Ā
Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position youāre intending to apply for.
When they ask youĀ ā give us a situation where you had to blah blah blahā Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your companyās needs slightly above the customerās needs, but make the customer happy.Ā
If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you ālike to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things rightā (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)
Questions for after the interview:
1. Ā Does this position offer upward mobility?
2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if youāre not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)
Ā Then, shake their hand, Ā Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.Ā
AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (Iāll give you them) that saysĀ āThank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great dayā This shows Ā that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when theyāre shuffling through the choices.Ā
DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. Ā In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because youāre desperate.Ā
Ā The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com Ā and Simplyhired.
http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed
https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl
https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporaryādata-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300
http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957
https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280
https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist
http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566Ā (this one is close to the place you rented.)
http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920
https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical
http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp
Other jobs you donāt need a degree for that arenāt retail:
Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
Stenographer-Court Reporter
Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo)Ā https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
Duct Cleaner:Ā http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re
