lol what is this mess

🤷🏻‍♀️

[plutosychic]

emoji spell for money abundance

💸💵💸🕯💸💵💸

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[chronicallyonlinesworld]

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[drtanner]

It is usually none, yeah.

[animentality]

I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

[rainbow-burst]

"pursue your dumb ideas"

[mylordshesacactus]

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

[mlartigue]

[feluka]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[loish]

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃

[quinnmorgendorffer]

no one ever remembers the context for the meme 

[dappledwithshadow]

William Orpen NUDE GIRL READING

Dimensions:  36.61 X 29.92 in (93 X 76 cm) Medium:  oil on canvas

[rainbow-femme]

Finally, art that represents when you are doing something and feel the urge to hold one (1) boob and also are procrastinating getting dressed

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[earthboundstarblind-deactivated]

hmm

[reiners-an-mys]

The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.

[chewbacca]

SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001)  |  dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

[alicent-florent]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[wonderlandweird]

Good Omens (2019)

[watersho3s-deactivated20240606]

[thatbeigetrenchcoat]

I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want to delete my life I want t

[wonuella]

This post is to tell everyone: Go drink some water, please eat something and remember that I am proud of you.   . * ・ ♡ °  . 。