Thatcher Joe can thatch my hole

hey my name is jessica and im good at reblogging

[yihequan]

me always

[exemplarybehaviour]

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[euo]

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

[thatcherjoecanthatchmyroof]

things white ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?

boy: something i should have done a long time ago

[aubrieyplaza]

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[thatcherjoecanthatchmyroof]

iphone user: *minding his own business*

android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user: im not really a fanboy

android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user: it's quite large

Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user: oh my god!

android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

[zobb]

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

[no-place-like-london]

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

[surprisebitch]

make this a real thing please

[weloveshortvideos]

[6986298793874928374983269-deact]

photosynthesis… hacked

[silenthill]

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

[katemiddletons-deactivated20181]

my favourite headline

[onlytwitterpics]

[drpr0bablyn0t]

middle aged mom on facebook

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

[thefutureisdoomed-deactivated20]

SO true, Sharon! ;)

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

[hotblugger]

when your friend apologizes for not doing what you asked them to do