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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

«A Patchwork of Hope» 👎

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

raythefairy

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

colorfulcuttlefish

Okay, but you have to consider the cultural differences. Adrian going "you named the planet after me? Why."

raythefairy

A couple people have given this take and i find it SO FUNNY adrian being like “why would you name it after me i had nothing to do with it. Like if you’re gonna name it after someone why not ‘medium rough texture circle planet named by rocky and grace’ much more scientific” and rocky being like YES THANK YOU