one and only... i think.

CLARK HUDSON The one and only, Clark Hudson, coming at you through the internet. Unless there's another Clark Hudson that I'm unaware of, then I'm obviously not the one and only but I can guarantee you I'm better looking. Currently residing in Oregon and attending the University of Oregon where it's possible for me to get in even more trouble. I'm a triplet but I'm nothing like my brothers, hence the tattoos and the #ihatemylife #nooneunderstandsme attitude. Other than that I'm easy going.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: It isn't forced at all, Hudson. Then come show me. Well, it depends, like I said. I happen to have amazing skills with a few parts of my body, that's a good hint.

Olivia: It wouldn't be very nice at all for you to deprive me of your skills, so you really shouldn't keep them from me. I'm excited about this. When can this happen? I'm not pretending! Well, unless I wanna see you and then I have to pretend. Obviously you are, I mean, I have both of those things on occasion...or all the time. It depends on the day. Soon as in, like, before midnight or around then?

Clark: Felt pretty forced, Rose. I'll come show you. Are you trying to tease me? 'Cause honestly I'm a dude and it's working.

Clark: It will happen when you least expect it. I know it's all the time, no need to try and hide it. As in whenever I decide to get up 'cause my moms couch ain't cuttin' it tonight.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

MASS TEXT ✉ EVERYONE.

AVIA: I mean, you can totally do a beer run too, that's fine. We need to get them all there at the same time. Knox is taking care of Nat and I've got Liv covered, should we plan to meet somewhere with them?

CLARK: I'll do a beer run before so I don't panic or some shit. Wouldn't that give it away if we all show up at the same place? I'm down for whatever you think will work best.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: Okay, I'm sorry. You're that good all of the time! I do wanna find out. It depends, what type of payment are you looking for? I have many ways.

Olivia: I'm interested. Like I said. It's my birthday, I totally deserve this. You will get to see my face! I happen to wanna see your face and not pretend. When do you wanna see my face?

Clark: Now that just feels forced, Rose. Then you can find out. I think you should tell me your ways first.

Clark: Since it's your birthday tomorrow it wouldn't be very nice of me to deprive you of my skills so I'll make this happen. You better not be pretending. Well, unless it's in a dream or your dirty thoughts, I'm okay with that. Sometime tomorrow or soon. If you're not busy.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

MASS TEXT ✉ EVERYONE.

AVIA: I do, I need someone to get Marley to my place for the party without her knowing something's going on.

CLARK: Damn it. Why couldn't it be like a beer run? I think I can pull that off though. Shouldn't be that hard to get her out of the house.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: All of the time, fine. Don't get all cocky now. Would it be bad enough to kill a person? Because if it is, that's bad and I should teach you. Who said I wasn't giving you anything in return, hmm? Just you. Because I didn't say that.

Olivia: Good with your hands? My interest is peaked. Now I wanna know. Well, I'm hanging out with Av, she said she's kidnapping me but I don't really know what we are doing so...I don't know?

Clark: Fine? I'm not feeling very convinced right now. It could be. Wanna find out? Then what will I get in return?

Clark: Maybe you'll be lucky enough to find out. Sounds lame. Will I at least get to your face? And I don't mean Natalie's while I pretend it's you.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: Most of the time. Yes, I do. Oh shut up, I won't die. What if you got us Olive Garden? Lol, I'm just hungry.

Olivia: How could you ever shut me up? It wouldn't work! My birthday is the occasion, sweetcheeks. That's exactly what.

Clark: Most of the time? My cooking is pretty bad, you never know. Seriously? You expect me to spend money on you and get nothing in return? Ha.

Clark: I have some pretty good techniques and I'm good with my hands. Good enough excuse. Any plans for tomorrow?

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: You are good, on occasion, I'll give you that much. I don't wanna get up off of my bed. Come make me food.

Olivia: You are a lobster. You got red today on your shoulders and your nose. It was caaaa-ute. Being bored is no fun. I'm good. Just, well, yeah about the same. Laying in bed and thinking about getting into that bottle of vodka over there.

Clark: On occasion? You want me to come and make you food? If you want to die on your birthday I guess I can.

Clark: I want to shut you up every time you say that. Bottles of vodka are always good. What's the occasion?

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Olivia: Jesus Christ, Clark. I swear. Actually, that just makes me hungry as fuck and that trumps whenever Knox calls me Olive Oil. So, I'm oddly okay with it.

Olivia: How's my fave lobster?

Clark: ;). I'm just that good and you know it. Well now you gotta eat so you're welcome.

Clark: First off, not a lobster, you are. But I'm good, just super bored. You?

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ OLIVE GARDEN.

Clark: After working outside for what seemed like ten years I have a new name for you.... Olive Garden. Yes, I'm that creative.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

MASS TEXT ✉ EVERYONE.

AVIA: Awesome! I'm gonna say any time after 12? That way, we can make it mostly an all day thing.

CLARK: I'm usually rollin' out of bed around then so sounds good. If you need any last minute things just let me know.

[oholiviarose-blog]

I’m sorry! She just went to work and I didn’t think about it. I’m sure that I could but I look damn good in a bikini and this tan is killin’ it. Minus the claws. I don’t want big meaty claws. Nope. We still have stuff that we need to do but I need to go to the store and get stuff, I’m trying to surprise her. Wanna spend the day with me tomorrow getting the stuff? I could use the help anyway. Also piggyback rides.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

I’m still offended. I’m sure you do but I’ll be the judge of that and have final say. But if you did you could easily scratch me. There’s always a positive in something. What do you plan on surprising her with? Yeah, sure I’m not doing anything. Piggyback rides? I’ll be there to work not play but I guess I could allow one for your birthday.

[supermbenoist-deactivated201610]

Okay, what exactly makes the girls on the show desperate? Wouldn’t the guys be just as desperate same for The Bachelor? 

[thatclarkguy-blog]

She could have easily signed up for a dating website instead of making out with ten dudes and getting paid in the process. Most guys are desperate, that’s the funny part.

[marleyxrose-deactivated20150703]

That’s the plus side of it all. I think I did, I don’t remember if I did or not…

[thatclarkguy-blog]

Any plans for your big day? You might want to check and make sure. That way you can replace some of the stuff you lost or got damaged.

[mindovcrheart]

What a week!

[mindovcrheart]

Not really, just very concentrated, which made me lose my flight. 

[thatclarkguy-blog]

Damn, Berry. Did you find another way home or to wherever you were going?

[thatclarkguy-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉︎ TRAP QUEEN.

Natalie: Lie to yourself all you want, just no sleeping with either of my sisters. If you want to make a try for my mom, go right ahead. Watching you get rejected is one of my favorite past times. ;) That's because you sleep with dirty bitches and need to. And don't even try it, I'm only dirty in the kinky way of the meaning and you know it.

Natalie: If you're lucky. Is it sad that I still don't know what I'm doing? Minus you.

Clark: I'm not lying to myself and I've always wanted to pull off the impossible. When have you ever watched me get rejected? So, you're saying you're a dirty bitch whether you want to or not. You're the main reason I get tested.

Clark: I'm always gettin' lucky. That's so fuckin' pathetic but we are in Lima so I can't look down on you that much. You seriously have no plans? I'll be sure to find you and make your day better.

[mindovcrheart]

What a week!

It should be addressed that I’ve spent the last few days locked in my room reading A Dance with Dragons and drinking very poorly mixed coffee whilst the rest of my classmates are partying. I also saw a cat through the window and received a call from my dad’s inquiring my whereabouts and claiming to be concerned. I need to leave my room.

[thatclarkguy-blog]

Are you like stuck in your room or something?

[blainerstheanderson]

Oh yeah, apparently he has ‘great hands’. I really should, I’d make a great hand model! 

[thatclarkguy-blog]

I guess I learn something new everyday. Like ‘great hands’ as in he’s good with them or they good nice? Y’know what, don’t answer that. If they have hand models there’s no telling how much money you could make off all your body parts.