Jazzy's Blog

How long have I had this? Hell if I know

[pusheen]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. "Congratulations, Jeff!" he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life telling shitty jokes on Tumblr!" 

"Well," Jeff replied, "at least I'm not an adult living in my father's basement."

[homunculus-argument]

If we lived in a bigger place that would be spacious enough to provide kitty enrichment, it would be funny to get the most shy and reclusive cat that a local shelter can provide. Just set it loose in the house, never to be seen again. House is now haunted by a small unseen beastie. Extremely local cryptid. The water and cat food keep disappearing and sometimes you hear a clunk in the night so it's probably still here. Last known location: Around Here Somewhere.

[softwaring]

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[homunculus-argument]

I love the concept of sutures. Like there was a time in history where someone looked at a wound that could not close on its own, that nature itself had deemed to be lethal, and just went "well how about I just sew it close fuck you."

If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers.

[fieldexplores]

[fieldexplores]

Costume Inspiration - Gator Days

[homunculus-argument]

Dangers of flushing the public toilet:

Toilet monster (not real, can't hurt you)

Being publicly mocked (unlikely, can't hurt you)

Janitor yelling at you (extremely unlikely, won't hurt you)

Toilet ghost (different from toilet monster, not real, can't hurt you)

Flesh-eating germs on the button that you can't wash off that will eat your hands (extremely unlikely)

Losing all your street cred (not real, can't hurt you)

Dangers of not flushing the public toilet:

Me when I fucking get you (very real, can hurt you)

[fieldexplores]

Past Tense - Gator Days

[cosed]

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]

[notherpuppet]

Masterpost of Masterposts

I’ve made so much gotdamn fan art LOL ♥️ Now it is organized!

• Hotel Antics and Filler 🏨

• Hazbin Human AU (Includes “My Deer Nanny” Radioapple Nanny AU) 🧍🏽‍♂️

• Gender-swap ⚧️

• Role-Reversal AU 👹

• Shipyard 🚢

• Sketches ✍🏽

*subject to change

[phrumbs]

THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR 💥

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TERRIBLE INFLUENCE

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